Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 7 months ago

    Dave, you should take some art lessons on anatomy. That gals ta-tas could take someone’s eye out!

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

    I agree – autocorrect is a menace.
    I had a slip of the tongue when speaking to my ex-boss one time.
    I meant to say ‘Good morning’, but it came out as ‘Why don’t you go to H%ll and take your $%^&£@ job with you, you @!£$( $£&@**$.’
    It’s easily done.

  3. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 7 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Every time I try to say $%^&£@ job with you, you !£$( $£&**$.’ to my Boss it comes out “Good morning.”

    Darn autocorrect!

  4. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 6 months ago

    My last message to my last manager came out just like I typed it……I am now successfully retired.
    He just couldn’t handle the truth ( as I saw it ).

  5. pschearer

    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    The “autocorrect” version of this joke is even funnier than the “Freudian slip” version I once heard.

  6. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

    I’ve seen such flimsy excuses at DYAC.

  7. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, 6 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Funny! Boy – you just can’t win.

  8. echoraven

    echoraven said, 6 months ago

    Thankfully autocorrect doesn’t work that way or we ALL would be in deep doo doo.

  9. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, 6 months ago

    @echoraven

    Just what I was thinking, MOST people would be.

  10. le-roy

    le-roy said, 6 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    You get my vote for best comment so far.

  11. goblyn

    goblyn said, 6 months ago

    I have the same problem with OtterCorrect.

  12. THEVIC IOUSDOUG  MARTIG

    THEVIC IOUSDOUG MARTIG said, 6 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    I once said to my Next up Administrator, “Why don’t just go and F%$#@&%$# your self up” and would you believe she grabbed the telephone to call security and have me thrown out, but before she dialed I showed to her some very implicating papers she had signed some three years before, (At the beginning of my employ under her) and she folded! Best day of my working days, I am now happily retired and savoring the unintended victory of that day! Can someone top that! Please tell me! I love short stories with happy endings!

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