Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 7 months ago

    It does make the joke fractionally more obscure by not mentioning the elephant in the room.

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 7 months ago

    @Prof danglais

    Is that an Indian elephant or an African elephant?

  3. Agent54

    Agent54 said, 7 months ago

    The laden weight of of the European Sparrow or the African Sparrow?

  4. PICTO

    PICTO said, 7 months ago

    Would a 250 lb. beaver be considered"soft porn"?

  5. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 7 months ago

    But Ralph is working for peanuts . . . ☻

  6. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, 7 months ago

    And what of the 20 lb. squirrel?

  7. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 7 months ago

    The average male gorilla is only about 400 pounds, so that makes sense, but a 700 pund giraffe would be emaciated given their average weight is over a ton (males around 2600 pounds).

  8. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 7 months ago

    I guess the gorilla got to choose his seat.

  9. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, 7 months ago

    @PICTO

    That would be a 250 pound hairy Beaver…

  10. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, 7 months ago

    @CARAPORAM

    That would be a 250 pound hairy Beaver…


    Yes, beavers are naturally hairy…

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