Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    Now if you can just get her to roll around in a pit full of night crawlers….

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 11 months ago

    I look and he is hooked.

  3. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 11 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    She does look like a hooker . . . . ☻

  4. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, 11 months ago

    Once I had designs on a tatooed lady.

  5. CHAZ.SHIELDS

    CHAZ.SHIELDS said, 11 months ago

    @Bargrove

    Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
    Lydia the tattooed lady
    She has eyes that men adore so
    And a torso even more so
    Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
    Lydia, the queen of tattoo
    On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
    Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus, too
    And proudly above waves the red, white and blue
    You can learn a lot from Lydia

  6. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 11 months ago

    @Bargrove

    Ouch! good one.

  7. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 11 months ago

    Yip Harburg, like most composers and lyricists, was frequently asked who his favorite was to sing his verses. Nobody believed him when he said Groucho Marx. Never mind Over the Rainbow, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, or any of his other wide-ranging subjects, Groucho’s performance of Lydia shows he was giving a serious reply.

  8. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 11 months ago

    i wonder if she ties her own flies, or eats them

  9. CDK

    CDK said, 11 months ago

    I saw one of those onetime. It asked what I was staring at? I said that was what I was pondering. Then it hit me.

  10. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 11 months ago

    @CDK

    I was on pins and needles for the outcome of your story.

  11. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, 11 months ago

    Human????

  12. That's Dr. K.FG!!

    That's Dr. K.FG!! said, 11 months ago

    That’s just scary!!…..

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