Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

    And I hear music in my head.

    Idiot, that’s the phonograph needle.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

    And it’s raining again.

    Idiot, that’s the space needle.

  3. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    And there’s no holes in my socks.
    Idiot, that’s a darning needle.

  4. D-squared

    D-squared said, 4 months ago

    And I smell like the forest.
    Idiot, that’s a pine needle.

  5. phritzg

    phritzg said, 4 months ago

    And my girlfriend’s name is on my arm! You’re using a tattoo needle, you idiot!

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