Ted Rall for September 06, 2007
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As Bush's supporters repeatedly remind us, there hasn't been a big terrorist attack since 9/11. He's keeping us safe! But even they're selling him short. Lot of other stuff hasn't happened since Bush took office: Volcanic eruption, meteor strike, Springfield, Illinois misplaced, capybara attack, unicycle gang violence, riots by represents of all- George W. Bush the hombre who kept us safe from volcanic eruptions meteor strikes the misplacing of the capital of Illinois, huge ravening rodents unicycle gangs and wilding suburbanites a the Democrats stood by doing nothing.