Ted Rall for November 02, 2006
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"Marriage is between a man and a woman" generalissimo El Busho's critics lambast him for restating the obvious. (Man: Of course marriage is between a man and a woman. The point is some of us want to change that.) But this was merely the opening Salvo in Bush's new campaign to remind us of what we know. (Bush: Cats are carnivorous quadrupeds. I believe that boise is the capital of Idaho.) Bush's diehard supporters acclaimed his lingusitic acumen and personal courage. (Bush: We live in the universe!) (Voice 1: Yes!) (Voice 2: Awesome!) But the war on ambiguity wasn't for them for the first time ever, Bush was talking to democrats! (Man 2: They win. bye.) (Woman: Don't do it! That's what he wants!)