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  1. Tom commented on McArroni over 3 years ago

    [Scene: Interior. A New York apartment. There is a knock at the door.]
    Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
    Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
    Woman: Who?
    Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
    Woman: Who is it?
    Voice: [pause] Flowers.
    Woman: Flowers for whom?
    Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
    Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
    Voice: [pause] Candygram.
    Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You’re the shark, and you know it!
    Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
    Woman: A dolphin? Well… Okay. [opens door]
    [Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman’s head, and drags her out of the apartment, as Jaws attack music plays.]

  2. Tom commented on Last Kiss over 3 years ago

    She will be able to read everyone’s thoughts for the day.

  3. Tom commented on Steve Benson over 3 years ago

    What, only one thumb up?

  4. Tom commented on McArroni over 3 years ago

    I fell for you!

  5. Tom commented on Steve Benson over 3 years ago

    It’s not the NRA membership that is the problem. They support universal background checks. Even Wayne LaPierre did until recently. The problem is the political climate that prevents even sane legislation that is supported by NRA members from being discussed.

  6. Tom commented on The Lost Bear over 3 years ago

    La Cucaracha, las cucaracha, ya no puede caminar. Porque le falta, porque lef falta, una pata que fumar!

  7. Tom commented on Over the Hedge over 3 years ago

    I don’t think Abe Vigoda was ever young.

  8. Tom commented on Steve Benson over 3 years ago

    Jeez-a-loo, the only proposal in play is requiring you to get a background check before you buy your big splodomaster 10000 – that it. This is supported by a vast majority of NRA members. And yet, even that has no chance in this nutty climate. Keep your guns, buy big splosion machines, but at least give society a chance to catch some of the criminals and nut jobs who can currently get a gun without a background check. Yikes!!

  9. Tom commented on Matt Davies over 3 years ago


  10. Tom commented on The Grizzwells over 3 years ago

    I also liked the movie, “The Man Without a Face”. Thankfully, I’m sin free, so I got my stones locked and loaded.