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  1. rickray777 commented on Pearls Before Swine about 13 hours ago

    Woman: "Wait a minute, you’re not making any sense. Why should I vote for you, anyway? I mean, what’s it all about?”
    Rat: “Easy. It’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,…”
    (SLAM!)

    Rat: “Oh, well. There’s lots of other houses in town.”

  2. rickray777 commented on Peanuts Begins about 13 hours ago

    “Daddy, Daddy! I want my Teddy Bear!! Actually, I wanna throw it out again, you get it again, I throw it out again, you get it again, I throw it out again, you get it again, I throw it out again, you get it again, I throw it out again, etc. etc.!”
    Yeah, what she really wants is for Daddy to play “Fetch” with her!

  3. rickray777 commented on Peanuts about 13 hours ago

    Yeah, VOTE! VOTE!! VOTE!!! FOR
    Whomever you want.
    It’s a free country.

  4. rickray777 commented on Calvin and Hobbes about 13 hours ago

    “Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”
    Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”

  5. rickray777 commented on Luann Againn about 16 hours ago

    Luann: “Is it near a mall?”
    Brad: “How big’s the TV?”
    Luann: “Oh, is it Cable TV? Very important!”
    Brad: “Oh, even more important, AREN’T WE THERE YET?!!”

  6. rickray777 commented on Luann Againn 1 day ago

    Ha-ha! Good point!
    Oh, here’s a Broadway song that illustrates it perfectly:
    “I’m an Ordinary Man”, from “My Fair Lady” (1956).

  7. rickray777 commented on Calvin and Hobbes 1 day ago

    Mom says to stop being silly; here what that means to Calvin:
    “OOGAH, OOGAH, NA-DA-WAH!
    OOGAH, OOGAH, NA-DA-WAH!
    HOPPA, HOPPA, HOPPA, HOPPA,
    HOPPA, HOPPA, HOPPA, HOPPA,
    OOGAH, OOGAH, NA-DA-WAH!!”

    Mom: “CALVIN, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!!”
    “Opposites, Mom! Today is National Opposite Day! And so I’m doing the exact opposite of what people tell me! You oughta try it sometime, it’s so liberating — Uh-oh!”
    Hobbes (to Calvin in his room, arms folded, tongue sticking out): “I just suggested that you might give it a try! I didn’t say it would work!”
    Calvin: “Oh, shut up!”

  8. rickray777 commented on Peanuts Begins 1 day ago

    Oh, yeah, I remember one time Charlie Brown dropped a key fly ball; two outs, bases loaded, bottom of the 9th, CB’s outfield team leading by one… CLOMP!! Right into Snoopy’s maw, so that the Beagle gets to ride home on the team’s shoulders! Oh, well. Heroes get to ride; but goats have to walk!

  9. rickray777 commented on Luann Againn 1 day ago

    “No, I’m serious, sir. To try on, to read, or to eat here costs exactly the same as to buy. You have just bought two pairs of sunglasses, six bags of chips, and 15 magazines; in addition to uh, what is it, your $11.47 worth of gas. And so that’ll be $118.76 altogether. Now. Will that be cash, credit, or debit card, sir?”
    Mr. DeGroot: (SIGH-H-H-H-H!!! — through clenched teeth, and everything!)
    Wow, talk about the perks of never having been in a relationship, no wife, no car, and no kids!

  10. rickray777 commented on Calvin and Hobbes 2 days ago

    Calvin’s Mom: "Mm. That was quick.
    “Hmm, a little too quick, if you ask me. Let me just take a look at you… BLAAUGHH! YOU’RE DISGUSTING! Into the Tub with YOU, Young Man!!”
    Hobbes (to Calvin, now in the tub): “Oh, well. Nice try.”
    Calvin: “Oh, shut up!”