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  1. The Nihilist commented on Wizard of Id 22 days ago

    Okay… I’ve seen worse concoctions for ‘diet’ smoothies.

  2. The Nihilist commented on The Meaning of Lila 22 days ago

    That was always my dream girl, a cute blonde who owned her own liquor store

  3. The Nihilist commented on The Other Coast about 1 month ago

    It’s an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the third most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this:

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

    Thank you Douglas Adams

  4. The Nihilist commented on The Other Coast about 1 month ago

    My pair sure are that, and they pre-clean the plates in the process…

  5. The Nihilist commented on Pickles 3 months ago

    Just goes to show where some people keep their minds

  6. The Nihilist commented on The Other Coast 3 months ago

    Now that sounds familiar! Except the process repeats itself about every five minutes…

  7. The Nihilist commented on Pickles 3 months ago

    “When God hath ordained a creature to die in a
    particular place. He causeth that creature’s wants to direct him to that place.”

  8. The Nihilist commented on Beardo 3 months ago

    Hoisted by his own petard!

  9. The Nihilist commented on Shoe 3 months ago

    Monroe, Gardner and Russell :)

  10. The Nihilist commented on Baldo 3 months ago

    He came there looking for a job…