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  1. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 5 months ago

    “Methamphetamines” is a censored word? And that’s too long to fit in his black box. “Blue rock”? “Glass”? “Crank”? “Ice”? “Crystal meth”? Aha. I bet that’s it. Crystal meth. Got it.

  2. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on That is Priceless 5 months ago

    “All right! I’ll go in the other room for a bit! Sheesh. A guy has a few beans with his dinner, and this is the treatment he gets. Stop being so dramatic.”

  3. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on F Minus 7 months ago

    Per @nboady and my own experience, there are different sizes of bagpipes, including a small instrument for indoor use and, well, yeah: for casual occasions. And it’s almost hand-sized. So, joke fail! :/ But we all learned something!

  4. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on The Buckets 7 months ago

    Yeah, cuz SO MANY kids will end up remotely piloting war planes. THAT’s a good reason to let them all saturate their brains with this addictive, brain-melting crap. Aw, what am I saying. Who needs math anyway? China and India can do all that fancy THEORY sciency-stuff. We just want the grunt jobs. ME SMART. ME SHOOT BAD GUY. Heck, we could become a nation of mercenaries for hire! No math required! Go ’merca! :-D

  5. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on That is Priceless 9 months ago

    Hilarious. Find another strip if you think this is too tacky.

  6. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on The Buckets over 1 year ago

    What’s the piles of white stuff on a … wooden desk? Is that what that thing is?

  7. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on Over the Hedge over 1 year ago

    Hear, hear. BTW does “Flag” here mean “Like” or “Dislike”?

  8. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on That is Priceless over 1 year ago

    @win Actually, having seen the enlargement (thanks @mabrndt), I’m calling the black thing an inanimate part of the goblet/container. It’s chained to it. Maybe it goes inside and then serves as some kind of lid. It just happens to be in a really weird place right here, resting on her arm and ribs in this contorted pose. Just … disturbing. Next!

  9. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on That is Priceless over 1 year ago

    If I ever got this Tarot card, I would stay home and lock the door. What the hell is the black snake thing sucking on her breast? Yikes!

  10. paulmarmot GoComics Pro Member commented on Pat Oliphant over 1 year ago

    Note to sysadmins: the “About Pat Oliphant” block on this page needs updating.