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commented on Non Sequitur
11 months ago
Miley has launched a new line of fragrance called “twerk”. It’s Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle.
commented on B.C.
11 months ago
I got stopped by a cop with a radar gun the other day.“Bit of a speed merchant are we, sir?” he asked.“A bit, now and then,” I replied, “but I only sell to friends.”
So as well as points I’m looking at three months.
@hariseldon59:Lesson: Never drink coffee while reading comments on this forum. My nose hurts like hell, and my computer needs a thorough cleanup.
Wiley will also create one about twitter. It’s basically the same thing, but with less characters.
And I thought Instagram was this really fast drug dealer (cue – last week’s strip)
I had to get this one out.Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Grim Reaper just doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Want to ruin a good thing by overpopulating it with old or recycled jokes?
There’s an app for that.
I thought I’d use patches to quit smoking. They didn’t help, but my windows is now updated.
I’m a member of the illiterate book club. We meet once a week to judge a book by its cover.
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