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  1. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Wizard of Id 7 months ago

    Of course! But it’s not OCD, it is ease of use and maintenance. The towels & sheets are folded the same way and stacked folded edge out so they are easy to grab. The clean dishes and silverware are rotated. The butter or margarine is cut tidily so it doesn’t look unappetizing. If the eggs in the carton are balanced the carton is less likely to fall over. And, absolutely! the money is smoothed and stacked all facing with the top of the presidents’ heads toward the right. It actually is easier to count them if the bills are tidy.

  2. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Overboard over 1 year ago

    Dog seat belt harnesses are readily available. They can be used with belts in the back seat or with a secured car seat that you clip the harness to. Not the skinny walking harness, but a special car harnesses with a wide, padded front panel. Snoozerpetproducts.com makes several nice and safe car seats for small dogs. No flying dogs.

  3. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Ben over 1 year ago

    The new push mowers are not the tool of yesteryear. I have bluegrass and weeds. I bought a push mower and was greatly disappointed. Even the bluegrass mostly just gets bent over, not cut, by the modern push mower. If you have tough grass like St. Augustine a modern push mower is merely a decorative lawn accessory. A leaf blower is dandy though for removing a shallow snow fall from sidewalks and driveways! It will even blast snow prints off the walks.

  4. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Ben almost 2 years ago

    Funny strip! You’d be surprised at how effective cheering, treats, a gold star chart can be. They are all part of the book “Toilet Training in Less Than a Day” by Nathan Azrin Yes, it really works. Painless for everyone.

  5. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Chuckle Bros almost 2 years ago

    LOL! A British Commonwealth joke. We always stand on line in the queue at the wicket!

  6. wheintz GoComics Pro Member commented on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. almost 2 years ago

    Mondegreen’s! Whoohoo! 17th-century ballad "The Bonny Earl O’Moray as remembered by American writer Sylvia Wright: "When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy’s Reliques, and one of my favorite poems began, as I remember:

    Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
    Oh, where hae ye been?
    They hae slain the Earl O’ Moray,
    And Lady Mondegreen."

    The actual fourth line is “And laid him on the green”. ( fromhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen)

    “Gladly the cross-eyed bear”

    “Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be Thy Name”