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  1. dan5393 commented on Moderately Confused 11 months ago

    Being retired is even worse: I never get a day off!

  2. dan5393 commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 year ago

    It takes leather balls to play Rugby.

  3. dan5393 commented on Wizard of Id over 1 year ago

    I have printed up cards that I place on the windshield when I see someone obviously misusing a handicapped spot. It simply states,“Lazy is not a handicap.”

  4. dan5393 commented on B.C. almost 2 years ago

    I’m old enough to remember whe harass was two words.

  5. dan5393 commented on Just Say Uncle almost 2 years ago

    For every self-check line, someone has lost a job.

  6. dan5393 commented on B.C. over 2 years ago

    If the teaching of evolution is outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

  7. dan5393 commented on Win, Lose, Drew over 2 years ago

    Kansas City is not in the middle of Kansas. In fact, it’s not in Kansas at all.