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  1. Canoe-full commented on Daddy's Home 3 days ago

    Real, free range tree. If you heard gun shots and sirens around Dec. 15, that was just me getting a tree.

  2. Canoe-full commented on Off the Mark 16 days ago

    Thanks, now I have to watch Blazing Saddles.

  3. Canoe-full commented on Graffiti 3 months ago

    Good, cheap help is hard to find, I’m living proof of that!

  4. Canoe-full commented on Daddy's Home 3 months ago

    My wife will never divorce me. If she did, I would be living in a one room cabin overlooking a beaver pond, eating bacon and fresh game or fish every day.
    It would just kill her to see me that happy!
    I dream at night about the one egg coffee and the gluten-full biscuits on the wood stove……

  5. Canoe-full commented on B.C. 4 months ago

    I was surf fishing with my dad last year. We were using shrimp from the grocery store. They weren’t biting so I told him maybe they would bite better if we dipped them in butter first.

  6. Canoe-full commented on Arlo and Janis 4 months ago

    I gave a bottle of my best to the local wine nut. He said it had a fruity bouquet with a cough syrup finish.

  7. Canoe-full commented on Daddy's Home 4 months ago

    Someone once asked my boss- How many people work for you?
    He said “About half!”
    I suppose I should get back to work now.

  8. Canoe-full commented on Arlo and Janis 4 months ago

    You are never really caught up on laundry unless you’re doing it naked!

  9. Canoe-full commented on Daddy's Home 5 months ago

    Highlights got me hooked on picture puzzles. I can’t pick up a Playboy without looking for the hidden bunny on the cover.

  10. Canoe-full commented on Moderately Confused 6 months ago

    :-) :3 >- (the naked lady)

    :-( :- (naked man)

    :-) -: (naked horny man)

    :-O :3 >- (naked man’s favorite lady)