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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap

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  1. The Cat and Ape commented on Sunny Street 4 months ago

    “If I catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks,
    I’m gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!”
    – RW/PF

  2. The Cat and Ape commented on Basic Instructions 4 months ago

    “Yes, it’s true; this man has no d!@k”…

  3. The Cat and Ape commented on Dude and Dude 4 months ago

    I like mine with lettuce and tuh-may-tuh…

  4. The Cat and Ape commented on Diamond Lil 4 months ago

    First Who, then Guess Who, then Yes…

  5. The Cat and Ape commented on Peanuts Holiday Countdown 5 months ago

    Strong aromatics keep down the stench from the Holy Diaper Pail…

  6. The Cat and Ape commented on WuMo 5 months ago

    Yeah, the Queen Bee is a real buzz-kill…

  7. The Cat and Ape commented on Ink Pen 5 months ago

    The board of education…

  8. The Cat and Ape commented on Human Cull 5 months ago

    Especially love the ones who throw out their butt into the dry grass on the roadside, right at the base of the big sign that says “fire danger extremely high”, when the drought is in its 3rd month and every news program and paper leads with the fire danger story every day…

  9. The Cat and Ape commented on Mike du Jour 5 months ago

    HA!

  10. The Cat and Ape commented on Speed Bump 5 months ago

    There’s been a wireless indicator that the diaper needs changing for a long time, it’s called the baby is crying, go check it