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  1. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Dude and Dude 5 days ago

    Where’s Kirk Douglas when you need him?

  2. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 12 days ago

    How to pronounce the umlaut for English speakers! For single vowels with an umlaut:
    1. Form your mouth to say the long form of the vowel – in this case, “o”…
    2. Say a long “e” instead.
    The resulting vowel sound will have a bit of an “r” sound to it. Sprichts du jetzt so wie eine wahr Bayerischer!

  3. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 12 days ago

    Tactful, nice. I tend to be much less tolerant of douchebags who need to be told what douchebags they are.

  4. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Nest Heads 12 days ago

    How is it that Acme sells everything but food…?

  5. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 14 days ago

    Zach Weinersmith: THANK you. Perhaps you could provide a similar treatment of the Xeno’s Paradox (mis)interpretation..?

  6. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Herman about 1 month ago

    An 87 year old woman is on trial for killing her 93 year old husband. She threw him out the window when she caught him having sex with another woman. The judge asked her, “You may have been angry, but how do you justify throwing him out a window?”
    She said, “Well, at 93, I figured, if he can f#@%, he can fly…”

  7. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Human Cull about 1 month ago

    Back on topic…
    Yes, that’s a helluva thing to do to a wolf. Thank you, oh so much, China and Queen Victoria.
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    Look it up…

  8. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Diamond Lil about 1 month ago

    Sorry, you can’t have wingnut for politics, already taken by the military. To wit:
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    Wingnut – interservice “friendly colloquialism” for Air Force personnel (also “zoomie”).
    .
    For the other services:
    Grunt or groundpounder – Army
    Jarhead – Marines
    Squid – Navy
    Senator’s kid – Coast Guard
    .
    Any other vets or active duty out there got others to share?

  9. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Bliss about 1 month ago

    Hey, bird and reptile are both quite tasty…

  10. The Cat and Ape GoComics Pro Member commented on Chuckle Bros about 1 month ago

    To be fair, dumbbells have to add the weight of their bar to the discs for an accurate total, so Arnold is probably right…