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  1. Steve D088 commented on Working Daze 2 days ago

    One good theory is he shorted the company’s stock like crazy. That’s when you borrow a lot of stock, sell it, then when the price drops, buy it back and return it. And keep the difference. It’s how to make money when stocks drop in price.

  2. Steve D088 commented on Bloom County 2015 3 days ago

    Congratulations. You just invented HTML. Now to be really correct, type a slash + p between the carets to close out the paragraph. I’ve seen people break a web page by using bold or italics and not closing them out.

    And a “caret” is actually the little up-V sign over the 6 on your keyboard. Your “carets” are actually less-than and greater-than signs.

    Unnecessary Pedant’s work is done here. Back over to “Sheldon.”

  3. Steve D088 commented on B.C. 3 days ago

    I knew a guy once who had a rock painted with “Psst, turn me over.” On the other side it said “Ahhh, that feels good!”

  4. Steve D088 commented on Ten Cats 3 days ago

    My wife desperately wanted a tool box when she was little but that wasn’t for little girls back then. Those flint axes are sharp. Me, I grew up in a household where, if it didn’t work, you took it apart. You either fixed it or had a bunch of new parts to tinker with.

    So it was a battle at first to convince her you could take something apart, figure out what was wrong, and fix it. I knew that part was over when she came back with a recliner from the curb. The owner said it was broken and she said “That’s okay. My husband can fix anything.”

    Protip for anyone thinking of getting married: when your significant other (and I’m being gender neutral here) asks you to hang a picture, nail your finger to the wall. It will hurt like blazes but you have NO idea how much work it will save you in the long run.

  5. Steve D088 commented on Dude and Dude 3 days ago

    Sometime in the next 11.6 days (a million seconds), a cat will cough up a hairball in one second. Entering a contest with million to one odds is like saying you can predict that exact second.

  6. Steve D088 commented on B.C. 6 days ago

    I used to tell my students that “I don’t know” is always a correct answer, just not on tests.

  7. Steve D088 commented on B.C. 6 days ago

    Like a Shoe strip from years back. Skyler was asked what eight times seven was. He said “High fifties, low sixties, somewhere in there.”

  8. Steve D088 commented on Ten Cats 6 days ago

    Had a perfect view here in Green Bay. Makes up for the last total eclipse, where I had a perfect view of immersion and it clouded up five minutes before totality.

  9. Steve D088 commented on Dilbert Classics 12 days ago

    I just got a chip credit card (a decade or more overdue) but it’s not the European style, yet. The credit card companies thought it would be “too burdensome” to expect people to remember a PIN. Then we have the Ashley Madison folks who protected their anonymity with “password” or “123456.” Universal suffrage. Makes the whole universe suffer.

  10. Steve D088 commented on Pickles 13 days ago

    Wanna buy tickets in my million dollar lottery? No scam. If you win I send you a dollar a year for a million years.