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  1. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Soup to Nutz 4 months ago

    How to make batchelor trail mix: Step 1: Remove couch cushions.

  2. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Real Life Adventures 6 months ago

    And the REALLY REALLY important papers go on the dispenser roller in the bathroom.

  3. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Soup to Nutz 7 months ago

    I always liked the hymn “Love Lipton Tea” and of course the one that mentions God by his first name, “Andy walks with me and he talks with me…”

  4. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on The Barn 8 months ago

    Money doesn’t buy happiness— but neither does poverty.

  5. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Close to Home 11 months ago

    Uh-oh. Horizon Dental is an actual business. Better contact your lawyers, John

  6. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Herman 12 months ago

    Hey, I would be thrilled if I could get that close to the hole.

  7. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Baldo about 1 year ago

    I like Dilbert’s Dogbert philosophy:
    Knowledge is Power. But power corrupts. And corruption is a crime. And Crime doesn’t pay. Conclusion: If you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

  8. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Wizard of Id about 1 year ago

    I propose we start an organization called LTAP. It stands for Lie to a Pollster. Its goal is to increase the error rate of polls from 3 percent + or – to about 50 percent + or minus. If it is successful, the politicians would have to give their own opinions instead of parroting back to us what they think we want to hear.

  9. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on The Born Loser over 1 year ago

    If I give a lottery ticket as a gift, I always buy the same numbers on a separate ticket for myself. That way, I can truthfully say: “I really hope you win”. I have been know to give someone an already scratched off losing ticket and say “I bought you a lottery ticket. Sorry you didn’t win”

  10. kdale8338 GoComics Pro Member commented on Cornered over 1 year ago

    What would be really scary is if St. Peter said to the nun, “And that’s ALL you did?”