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  1. Marc with a C commented on Lay Lines about 8 hours ago

    Um, if she could “sense the people who would be cracking open the cookies” but the shipments got mixed up, then why didn’t she sense the people who actually ended up opening the cookies after the misshipments, and write the fortunes for them? Or am I being too rational here for a comic strip?

  2. Marc with a C commented on Dilbert Classics 11 days ago

    if death lasts for more than four hours, see a physician.

  3. Marc with a C commented on Off the Mark 12 days ago

    I once saw a sign in a restaurant restroom that read “All persons must wash hands before drying.”

  4. Marc with a C commented on FoxTrot 21 days ago

    There are people who dislike Shakespeare’s work because it’s so full of cliches…

  5. Marc with a C commented on Rubes 27 days ago

    @cerabooge
    If I can’t stop myself from becoming a boring old fart (63 last month), I might as well make the most of it. Last Thanksgiving I played all 18 minutes and 20 seconds of the Massacree for my son’s 30-year-old girlfriend, who’d never heard it (or even of it) before. She seemed to enjoy it.
    @gopher gofer
    Let’s just say i was makin’ sure. I’ll want his wallet and his belt.

  6. Marc with a C commented on Rubes 28 days ago

    …and they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things…till I said “and creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench…

  7. Marc with a C commented on Frazz about 1 month ago

    Don’t know about anywhere else, but in New York City the grade-school year runs from a couple of days after Labor Day to the last week of June. It’s been that way at least since my childhood more than half a century ago.

  8. Marc with a C commented on Lay Lines about 1 month ago

    I think Steve Martin found a way to get small about 40 years ago.

  9. Marc with a C commented on Frazz 3 months ago

    He can have the swag bag as soon as he pays the entry fee.

  10. Marc with a C commented on Doonesbury 3 months ago

    @pbarnrob
    “When the Trump sounds”? He’s been sounding off for decades. I hope he’ll shut up someday.