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  1. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    Who is off-stage making this life-or-death proclamation? Who gets to decide?

  2. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    Thanks for the Plugger bit. I wish I had a good Plugger gag for FA.

  3. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    All this comment activity reminds me of the Frog Applause a few years ago. It’s addictive. I find myself checking several times per day to follow the discourse.

  4. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    If that prisoner ever gets cold, he can light up that wheelbarrow for warmth. Of course, being chained to something on fire has its drawbacks.

  5. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    I’ve been trying to catch up by reading the comments from the last few weeks. My takeaway is that Josh Lyons is a boring party pooper.

  6. itchybacon commented on Pearls Before Swine over 1 year ago

    Pastis, the coward. He purposely created this mess, then he sits back and enjoys the back and forth. What fools you people are or do you just like being played? Is this ratings week or something? Pastis is the Dr. Oz of Comics. A quack.

  7. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause over 1 year ago

    I am not a clever man. I try, but it’s obvious that I can’t compete with anyone around here. I was trying to be sarcastic, but I think my sarcasm came off as rude. Regarding my comment about strict order and such, I guess I thought that was how contextomy worked. I thought you had to use only the words in the original text AND in the order in which they appeared. I didn’t know you could mix and match. Two, I’m not very good at sounding clever while trying to roast someone at the same time. I’m no Don Rickles. Instead of being funny, I just sounded like a heel. The cowardly thing to do, I guess, would be to delete my comment, but the embarrassing and humiliating punishment (for me) is to leave up my comment so that everybody can point and say, “That idiot old man, itchybacon, has wandered off from adult day care again. Somebody needs to drive him back in time for applesauce and checkers.” Sorry, Teresa, for ruining things on your page. I wouldn’t blame you if you flagged me or got me banned.

  8. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause over 1 year ago

    Another example of successful mind control.
    Just relax and relinquish the penetralia of your soul while you practice nurdling.

  9. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause over 1 year ago

    Adding your sentence would have broken the sequence of BigMac13’s comment. The extracted text follows a strict order of appearance. To include what you suggest, would require backtracking, you Imperialist Pigrabbit! It’s Propaganda Writers like you who insist on twisting words in order to perpetuate The Big Lie. Admit it. You and South Korea sneakily started the Korean War. Had it not been for my grandfather Kim Il Sung, the Great Leader, who brilliantly won the War against overwhelming odds, we would not be filling our well-fed bodies with creamy sweet treats like caramel candies today.

  10. itchybacon commented on Frog Applause over 1 year ago

    Wh-wha-what? Say it isn’t so. Big Macs can’t be dying… just the people who eat them are.