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  1. Felix The Cat commented on For Better or For Worse about 1 month ago

    According to ACORN records in the indictment, they all voted.

  2. Felix The Cat commented on FoxTrot Classics about 1 month ago

    Hey, what about the blind GF?

  3. Felix The Cat commented on The Bent Pinky about 1 month ago

    I’ll have the semicolon surprise and comma splice for dessert

  4. Felix The Cat commented on The Argyle Sweater about 1 month ago

    Wookie meat is pretty lean.

  5. Felix The Cat commented on Gasoline Alley about 1 month ago

    “it’s rabbit season!” “It’s duck season!”
    “it’s rabbit season!” “It’s duck season!”
    “it’s rabbit season!” “It’s rabbit season!”
    “It’s duck season!” “OK, I give up. It’s duck season”
    Blam!

  6. Felix The Cat commented on For Better or For Worse about 1 month ago

    Believe it or not, they are all registered voters who swung the 2008 election.

  7. Felix The Cat commented on Luann about 1 month ago

    LOL, paid trolls, gotta love ’em!

  8. Felix The Cat commented on Gasoline Alley 5 months ago

    Doesn’t matter in any case. Since she did not actually see him steal money and he never told her in confidence that he did it, she is in a position no different from anyone else who suspects that someone committed a crime. She has no legal or ethical obligation to “rat” on him, since she has absolutely no evidence that he committed a crime. From an ethical point of view, than, she should listen to her “demon” and not call the police. No one is obligated to “rat out” anyone – either family or friends – because they “suspect” them of something. This well-meaning but completely mistaken “ethical principle” has been the tedious plot of a far too many sitcom episodes.

  9. Felix The Cat commented on Basic Instructions 5 months ago

    No offense, Scott, but you should probably avoid workplace humor since it is clear that you’ve never been anywhere near an actual workplace.

  10. Felix The Cat commented on The Meaning of Lila 10 months ago

    All girls want bad boys