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  1. Datook commented on Luann 1 day ago

    “Deteriorata” – National Lampoon

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
    And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
    Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
    Rotate your tires.
    Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
    And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
    Know what to kiss, and when.
    Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
    Wherever possible, put people on hold.
    Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
    and despite the changing fortunes of time,
    There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

    Remember The Pueblo.
    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
    Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
    Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
    Especially with those persons closest to you –
    That lemon on your left, for instance.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
    Would scarcely get your feet wet.
    Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
    Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
    And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
    Hire people with hooks.
    For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
    Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
    That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
    And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
    It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

    You are a fluke of the universe.
    You have no right to be here.
    And whether you can hear it or not,
    The universe is laughing behind your back.

    Therefore, make peace with your god,
    Whatever you perceive him to be – hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
    With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
    The world continues to deteriorate.
    Give up!

  2. Datook commented on Annie about 1 month ago

    Has Santiago suddenly come down with Hepatitis?

  3. Datook commented on WuMo about 1 month ago

    Sperry, It’s the concept of murdering innocent people by a deranged employee as humor and the complete lack of awareness and sensitivity to what’s happening in the world by the creators and publisher of the comic I find offensive. As I said in my original comment I agree that the comic was written prior to the crash and I understand that they are posted in an electronic queue. I actually work for a major news organization and know from personal experience how quickly content can be posted, changed and re-posted or withdrawn completely. I will not accept the idea that the creators or the syndicate had no control over the release of this ugly thoughtless image. At the very least they owe the families of the victims an apology. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

  4. Datook commented on WuMo about 1 month ago

    After a week in which a mentally disturbed pilot murdered 149 people by deliberately flying into a mountain this is truly one of the most disgustingly sick failed attempts at humor I have ever seen. And don’t tell me this was created long before the crash. If Wulf, Morgenthaler and GoComics had any sense of decency they could have pulled this one from publication or issued an apology for this piece of excrement!

  5. Datook commented on Rip Haywire 3 months ago

    Poop?

  6. Datook commented on Pickles 4 months ago

    Normally Pickles is one of my favorite strips and very funny. This Sundays strip suggesting that it’s ok to apply scissors to a cats whiskers in any manner is approving animal cruelty! Shame on Brian Crane for doing this and on Go Comics for publishing it.

  7. Datook commented on Mutt & Jeff 5 months ago

    I’ve noticed the same resemblance between Jeff and Cicero. Check this pic I created a few years ago. Perhaps a paternity test should be ordered!

  8. Datook commented on Rip Haywire 7 months ago

    Nice to see Marcie all grown up and working again since Peanuts went into reruns.

  9. Datook commented on Ripley's Believe It or Not 8 months ago

    No 5 second rule for the Pythagorasians! Let the stuffed grape leaf lie where it fell.

  10. Datook commented on Sunny Street about 1 year ago

    And….. 3rd degree burns are funny because?……..