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  1. PoodleGroomer commented on The Martian Confederacy about 1 hour ago

    Turkeys didn’t originate on terra.

  2. PoodleGroomer commented on CowTown about 15 hours ago

    Two years in a row without bringing a dish and drinks, You sit here.

  3. PoodleGroomer commented on Big Nate about 15 hours ago

    The state’s retirement funding plan is for all of the teachers to die early.

  4. PoodleGroomer commented on Barney & Clyde about 15 hours ago

    It wasn’t garden hose. It was pig sphincter.

  5. PoodleGroomer commented on Brain Squirts 3 days ago

    Been there. Done that. My friend’s face was the color of a pomegranate.

  6. PoodleGroomer commented on CowTown 4 days ago

    Time to get out the redneck deep fryer.

  7. PoodleGroomer commented on Dark Side of the Horse 4 days ago

    It is a blue strawberry tree from the worst things for sale . com

  8. PoodleGroomer commented on Human Cull 6 days ago

    Everyone leaves hair. If you didn’t clean up, you left a hair clump.

  9. PoodleGroomer commented on Pluggers 7 days ago

    Kids were stealing cars for an adult ringleader here. They stole a BMW warming up in the driveway. It wasn’t hard to find, the police followed their noses to the burnt clutch.

  10. PoodleGroomer commented on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. 7 days ago

    Raw chicken gets really ripe.