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  1. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Cul de Sac 1 day ago

    “Fixed a window so it doesn’t have all the glass in it” — priceless. I suppose he fixed the water fountain so it doesn’t have any water in it — it’s all in the sinkhole.

  2. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Non Sequitur 8 days ago

    I don’t care about his entire tax returns. I simply want three numbers from his overall form 1040, and one number from his schedule B. All I want is the number on:
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    Form 1040, line 37: Adjusted Gross Income
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    Form 1040, line 43: Taxable Income
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    Form 1040, Line 63: Total Tax Due
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    Schedule A, Line 19: Total Gifts to Charity
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    That’s all. We don’t need 1200 pages (as Donald, Jr. described his return). We don’t need an army of accountants. Just those four numbers, which wouldn’t affect his audit in any way, shape, or form.
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    We would find that he doesn’t make much money personally. We would probably find that he manages to have a very low personal taxable income. We would probably find that he paid zero income personal income tax. And we would probably find that he made zero personal contributions to charity.
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    Wish he’d simply release those four number and prove me wrong.

  3. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Doonesbury 8 days ago

    “I can crash this plane better than anyone else. I know more about crashing than all the other pilots combined.”
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    You have my vote as winner of the comment section today.

  4. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Get Fuzzy 12 days ago

    Your comment about the past tense of “sneak” generated an even louder chuckle that the comic strip did.

  5. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Heart of the City 12 days ago

    My mother’s standard answer, “Last time I wore your shoes, I put them back where they belong. Too bad you didn’t.”

  6. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on B.C. 13 days ago

    Yep — experienced in filing for bankruptcy, suing everyone he does business with, and stiffing vendors by not paying his bills. Your kind of guy, huh?

  7. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on B.C. 14 days ago

    “The ANSWER… Never vote for a incumbent…”
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    A silly statement. Reminds me of an old Non Sequitur panel labeled “If We Hired Like We Elect.” The drawing showed a garage with a couple of cars on lifts, and sign out front that said, “Mechanic Wanted. No Experience Preferred. Must Hate Cars.”
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    I’d rather have my surgery performed by someone who has experience in doing it. AND who thinks it’s important enough to do it right. Not someone who took the job with the intent of sabotaging the way the hospital operates.

  8. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Get Fuzzy 15 days ago

    That’s a terrific idea, and I’ve tried. But I usually forget.

  9. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Get Fuzzy 16 days ago

    “A pair of two halves of one wit, or four halves of a pair of two full halfwits?”
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    A full two minutes of laughing out loud before I could calm down enough to type. Glad I had already swallowed that mouthful of coffee. I get tired of Darby making me clean off my monitor.

  10. doublejake GoComics Pro Member commented on Heart of the City 16 days ago

    Oh, my. A television series about “Grey Gardens.” They shoot one episode, then repeat it every week for a full season. You’d feel like you were living the life of a Beale — one day just like the next.