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Francis by Patrick J. Marrin

Francis

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  1. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Luann 16 days ago

    Dr. Wysard’s prescription for Tiffany involves a 90% partial egoectomy.

    As my mom has said, “I’d like to buy her at my price and sell her at hers. I could retire on the profit!”

  2. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Bound and Gagged 3 months ago

    And some of them are from that well-known craft store in Montana: Helena Handbasket.

  3. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Francis 3 months ago

    “Rwaaak! Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!”
    “Isn’t that supposed to be Pieces of Eight?”
    “Just a one-bit parroty error.”

  4. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Francis 4 months ago

    Too true! I used to sell quite a lot of arugula at Farmers’ Market; customers either loved it or hated it, with very few folks in between. We’d always insist that anyone who had never eaten it taste it before buying for that reason.

    Leo doesn’t like it – wonder about His Holiness?

  5. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on MythTickle 4 months ago

    He’s just dune what comes naturally.

  6. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on MythTickle 4 months ago

    Well, the salesman can’t be expected to admit that the Wife module is only 46% accurate in controlled tests, and that was with loving, cooperative wives. Still, that’s impressively good results for a very challenging topic.

    The Legalese module, alas, has failed repeatedly in alpha testing; several units caught fire in the process. Legal action is anticipated.

  7. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on MythTickle 5 months ago

    So she should get him a 1980’s Dodge compact car!

  8. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Bound and Gagged 5 months ago

    It was sad how Great-Grandpa died; after giving a public speech outdoors, part of the platform collapsed and he broke his neck.

  9. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on MythTickle 5 months ago

    Or should that be “chacun a son guts”…

  10. John Vinson GoComics Pro Member commented on Bound and Gagged 7 months ago

    “Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
    Nobody answered so they shouted all the louder…”