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  1. bumm404 commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 month ago

    I use invisible ink in my printer, the refills are free!

  2. bumm404 commented on B.C. 3 months ago

    actually, the moon used to be much closer to the earth.
    the super high tides caused the earths rotation to slow.
    that effect has been greatly diminished but is still slowing the rotation today and will cease when the moon departs earths gravity and shoots away like flung from a slingshot.
    the moons increasing distance has been measured since placing a mirror on the moon and bouncing a laser beam off it. when the moon is gone the earths seasons will dramatically change for the worse. but we wont be when that happens. when the moon is gone the earths spin will remain constant. a object in motion tends to stay in motion.

  3. bumm404 commented on B.C. 9 months ago

    I will watch the bowl in a stupor!!

  4. bumm404 commented on Ziggy 10 months ago

    sir, we will have your car ready soon. what color did it used to be?

  5. bumm404 commented on Ziggy 10 months ago

    bluskies. also unrelated; if a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him—is he still lying?

  6. bumm404 commented on Dilbert Classics 12 months ago

    cork sniffer better than cork sacker or cough sufferer

  7. bumm404 commented on Momma 12 months ago

    I got snow on the roof AND no fire in the furnace!

  8. bumm404 commented on The Born Loser 12 months ago

    less filling! tastes great!

  9. bumm404 commented on Drabble 12 months ago

    my dog barks at nothing, my cat in named nothing.

  10. bumm404 commented on Rubes 12 months ago

    drool out the candles.