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  1. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 13 days ago

    I haven’t missed you
    An amount inordinate.
    And this whole song ain’t got a
    Decent blues chord in it.

  2. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 20 days ago

    9-1-1. What’s the exact location of your emergency?
    “Hi. I’m on the interstate eastbound and I want to report some very dangerous driving.”
    What kind of dangerous driving sir?
    “Cars driving the wrong way on my side of the highway!”
    Cars sir? How many cars are doing this?
    “They all are!”

  3. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 23 days ago

    It’s in Larry’s nature to get too drunk to walk.

  4. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 25 days ago


    Is this the way to Petaluma?

  5. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 26 days ago

    A farmer once had a sheepdog that could count sheep. He asked it how many were in the lower pasture, and the dog said “50”.


    “50?” said the farmer, “but I’ve only got 48 sheep altogether!”


    “I know. I rounded them up.”

  6. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 month ago

    It’s done for reasons of elfin safety.

  7. LogicalDuck commented on Luann 4 months ago

    Your text goes here



    It’s too bad they never found Dud.
    I wonder what happened to him?

  8. LogicalDuck commented on Luann 5 months ago

    What did Delaware? A New Jersey?

    Jamaica?

  9. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 7 months ago

    Pastis already did that one.

  10. LogicalDuck commented on Pearls Before Swine 9 months ago

    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “Pastis.”
    “No, pies.”
    “I know, that’s because he ate all the pies.”
    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “Pastis.”
    “No, PIES!”
    “Exactly!”
    “What?”