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  1. dgmiller commented on Dilbert Classics 10 days ago

    The translated title is “How To Serve Mankind”
    (It’s a cookbook)

  2. dgmiller commented on FoxTrot 11 days ago

    This is probably too late to be seen by anyone, but Amend’s drawing is very close to the Analog cover art for the first installment in 1963(?). My collection of Astounding/Analog (1953-mid-90’s) is long gone and I can’t remember whether that was before or during the large-format Analog.

  3. dgmiller commented on Adam@Home 12 days ago

    Rather late for this, but one of my favorites is one of his shortest:

    When called by a panther,
    Don’t anther!

  4. dgmiller commented on Adam@Home 16 days ago

    (Genesis, as originally written):
    In the Beginning there was Coffee, and God said, “What is that lovely smell, and where is it coming from? It’s too dark to see anything in here…oh, of course, let there be light.” And there on a table in front of him was a cup of dark liquid with a tiny cloud rising above its surface. He reached out and took a sip. “Oh, that is good!” He sat back on his throne and took a big sip. Then he said to himself, “You know, all that other stuff can wait till next week!”

  5. dgmiller commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 month ago

    You have it right!! Duck (not duct) tape was invented to repair ducks, especially when they quack!

  6. dgmiller commented on For Better or For Worse about 1 month ago

    After a bad experience with a teardrop trailer, my MIL wouldn’t go anywhere that didn’t have hot and cold running martinis.

  7. dgmiller commented on Wizard of Id Classics about 1 month ago

    Even after being married 55 years, my wife is still only six
    (cf. A.A.Milne), and I am only 39.

  8. dgmiller commented on Candorville 2 months ago

    The order of magnitude is the difference.

  9. dgmiller commented on New Adventures of Queen Victoria 2 months ago

    Try this: “I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back in bed, dear, crying over you” (Homer and Jethro)

  10. dgmiller commented on Garfield 3 months ago

    I’m coming up to the 39th anniversary of my 39th birthday! Remember that is better to be seen than viewed.