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  1. toonmaster commented on Last Kiss 8 months ago

    He can use my pictures of your wife, too.

  2. toonmaster commented on Candorville about 1 year ago

    I work in a government bureaucracy so I know a lot of people of color. Most tell me they have never had a problem with or dealt with the police. Which kind of makes me wonder if victims of police brutality didn’t do something or other to invite their beatings or whatever. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s ok for cops to beat up people, but maybe not all of them, whatever their color may be, are, shall we say, model citizens and attract trouble.

  3. toonmaster commented on Heart of the City about 1 year ago

    I thought Escarole was that hot little cutie I met in Spain last year.

  4. toonmaster commented on Home and Away about 1 year ago

    Sam is no Arthur Fonzarelli.

  5. toonmaster commented on Ben about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t that be “the most commonly misspelled word”?

  6. toonmaster commented on Dude and Dude about 1 year ago

    Here’s a lesson for you when going through a drive-thru:
    At a McDonald’s I paid for my food with a twenty and got change back for a ten. I told the guy he owed me another ten dollars. He apologized and promptly gave me the ten he owed me. I picked up my food and drove off. Later, I was wondering about the price of an item and checked the receipt and noticed on it that the guy had entered ten dollars as the amount tendered.
    Here’s the thing: once you leave the window and absent mindedly drive off (as I’ve been known to do, too) you have no recourse because your receipt says you only paid ten dollars in the first place. And the guy will have your ten bucks in his pocket.

  7. toonmaster commented on Dilbert Classics about 1 year ago

    Genesis tells us God created the world and all in it. Genesis DOESN’T tell us how He did it. I don’t see any conflict between evolution and creationism.

  8. toonmaster commented on Barney & Clyde about 1 year ago

    I wonder how many kids today knew FDR even had polio.

  9. toonmaster commented on For Better or For Worse about 1 year ago

    If he hasn’t forgotten then why does he ask what all the stuff is? Wise acre for sure. Children should neither be seen nor heard. To atone for the twerps double transgression maybe painting the garage isn’t to harsh a punishment.

    One of the several uses of an apostrophe is to show possession and, in this case, the phrase should be “twerp’s double transgression” not “twerps double transgression”. Without the apostrophe the word means merely more than one twerp.

    Homonyms are words that sound alike but have different meanings. For example: “two”, “to” and “too”. “Too” shows sufficiency or excessiveness as in “too harsh a punishment.

    For what it’s worth (see what I did here? Used an apostrophe in a contraction which is another use) I’m sorry I ever made the original comment. Had I known that I would have been called out I would not have done so.

    Can anyone find the grammatical mistakes I purposely made in this post?

  10. toonmaster commented on For Better or For Worse about 1 year ago

    Or maybe he should be made to study the use of the apostrophe or about homonyms.