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  1. Merri commented on Endtown 3 months ago

    Yup. Jim’s been veerrry busy. Raccoons LOVE eggs.

  2. Merri commented on Endtown 4 months ago

    Armageddon, anyone? I bet that’s Jim down there.

  3. Merri commented on Endtown 4 months ago

    Perhaps now there will be some justice in lizardtown.

  4. Merri commented on Endtown 5 months ago

    Mom’s about to go schism on Dad. Should be quite a sight.

  5. Merri commented on Endtown 5 months ago

    Just thought of something: Gas will seek the lowest level. Chic and Holly may are on some kind of ledge, and may be above the poison gas’s “settling level”. So they might be safe after all.

  6. Merri commented on Endtown 5 months ago

    Ok I REALLY don’t like Sarah now. Can’t we petition Aaron to mete out justice? How about Jim’s not really dead and gets to take out his ex wife in some grisly way. It would be Karma.

  7. Merri commented on Endtown 6 months ago

    Hopefully Jim will pass out from blood loss and shock before he can try to pick up that ladder. But WAIT! Jim has no fingers. So leaning that ladder up against the wall will likely not be possible for him.

    Die, Jim. Kick the bucket, take a dirt nap, rest in peace…or since Holly gnawed off his digits…rest in pieces.

    But in a corner of my mind I’m feeling it’s all Sarah’s fault for being such a snake in the grass.

  8. Merri commented on Endtown 6 months ago

    If I were Holly I would have taken the opportunity to tie that rope around the back of his head. It would certainly keep him from closing his mouth..at least for a while.

    So she DID gnaw off his digits. Good for her. Shoulda gnawed his feet off while she was at it, though.

    RUN!

  9. Merri commented on Endtown 6 months ago

    I hope Sarah’s happy with what she’s done. Her disloyalty drove poor Jim off the deep end. VERY bad timing.

  10. Merri commented on Endtown 6 months ago

    I think it’s blood on Holly and Chic’s face. She did a real number on Jim’s fingers. She would have had to hold that rope in his mouth, taut with her hands, and the only weapon she’d have left would be her teeth.

    Jim probably looked a good deal larger. When raccoons get ferocious, they can puff themselves up to look twice their size. I rescued one years ago, and once he hit puberty he was a terror. I’d rather face a buzz saw than a testosterone driven, aggressive raccoon