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  1. Godfreydaniel commented on Matt Wuerker about 10 hours ago

    Trump for President, hooray!
    Made money the old-fashioned way
    He’s rich ‘cause he was born that way
    But Donnie’s insane policy
    Will drain the blood from you and me
    (Let’s face it, every plutocrat
    Is nothing but a vampire bat)

    Trump! That worthless bozo bigot
    Spews raw sewage from that spigot
    Of his mouth. And Donnie’s brains
    Have derailed like defective trains
    For this there is no healing lotion
    Donnie’s just a loco-motion

    And little Donnie has the gall
    To lie ‘bout who will pay for Wall
    There’s NO chance that it’s Mexico
    Nor even men from Texaco
    Nor China, nor Korea (North)
    But what the hell, let’s sally forth!
    (Who’s Sally Forth? The girl that Don
    Is strenuously cheating on
    He also cheats on wifey, too
    Who’s Wifey Three—remember, do!)

    For bankruptcies Trump counts to four
    And yet more sins—so many more!
    But let me summarize my screed
    The evil Trump’s a fiend, indeed

  2. Godfreydaniel commented on Tom Toles about 10 hours ago

    It’s true that the Fox propaganda channel leaves their viewers knowing less after they watch than they did before they watched. (And they didn’t know much before or they would have known better than to watch in the first place!) It’s like the old saying that the problem isn’t ignorance so much as so many folks knowing things that aren’t so.

  3. Godfreydaniel commented on Andy Capp about 10 hours ago

    If Andy had lived in medieval times, specifically in the kingdom of Id, he would’ve been a cross between Bung and the Spook…….

  4. Godfreydaniel commented on Matt Wuerker 1 day ago

    @neverhillary
    I was about to suggest that you read the entire George Will column (though I was also about to warn you that some of the words in there have more than one syllable, and therefore you might find the column tricky….) but since you seem to be insane I will have no more truck with you. I mean, if ANYBODY in the world is giving “hundreds of thousands of tons of uranium”, I will pout until I get MY fair share!

  5. Godfreydaniel commented on Andy Capp 1 day ago

    @FANOLIO
    Your classic post reminds me of the old joke about the wife who said, “My husband cheats on me so often I’m not even sure my last two kids are HIS!”

  6. Godfreydaniel commented on Matt Wuerker 1 day ago

    Conservative pundit George Will about Trump’s entanglement with Russia (currently led by a war-crimes committing dictator):
    It is unclear whether any political idea leavens the avarice of Trump and some of his accomplices regarding today’s tormented and dangerous Russia. Speculation about the nature and scale of Trump’s financial entanglements with Putin and his associates is justified by Trump’s refusal to release his personal and business tax information. Obviously he is hiding something, and probably more than merely embarrassing evidence that he has vastly exaggerated his net worth and charitableness.

    In Wednesday’s news conference, Trump said, “I have nothing to do with Russia.” Donald Trump Jr. says, “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.”

    Trump Sr. can end the speculation by providing information. If, however, he continues his tax information stonewall, it will be clear that he finds the speculation less damaging than the truth would be, which itself is important information.

  7. Godfreydaniel commented on Peanuts Begins 1 day ago

    Linus would never have felt secure enough to do this, and Rerun wouldn’t because it had already been done!

  8. Godfreydaniel commented on Peanuts 1 day ago

    One of the most famous first sentences can’t be posted in this family-friendly forum. (No, it was not written by Snoopy, and it’s probably not even the one you think it is!)

  9. Godfreydaniel commented on Matt Wuerker 1 day ago

    Trump, not being a billionaire, would be forced to use the “millionaires” entry. Of course, Trump is taking tons of money from the Russian mob these days…….

  10. Godfreydaniel commented on Thatababy 1 day ago

    Don’t feed the bears (or the geysers!)