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  1. Godfreydaniel commented on Back to B.C. 1 day ago

    Had a fight with a girlfriend once. She told me, “Go to all the hells in all the dimensions.”
    I replied, “I’d hate to spread myself so thin.” Fight defused!

  2. Godfreydaniel commented on Wizard of Id Classics 1 day ago

    Wonder if this made the lightbulb go on in Steven Wright’s head way back then……..

  3. Godfreydaniel commented on Peanuts 1 day ago

    Just don’t accidentally verb any nouns, Sally!

  4. Godfreydaniel commented on Thatababy 1 day ago

    “Here’s some money, now go and buy yourself some more money!”

  5. Godfreydaniel commented on Tom Toles 1 day ago

    Bears are optional…….

  6. Godfreydaniel commented on Brevity 1 day ago

    The warning for the cartoons would have to be even more strenuous…..and let’s not even bring up hefalumps and woozles!

  7. Godfreydaniel commented on Tank McNamara 1 day ago

    There’s a future Nobel Prize in medicine for whoever proves that Trump’s insanity renders him immune to concussions……

  8. Godfreydaniel commented on Doonesbury 3 days ago

    Jack’s World couldn’t (successfully) insult anybody with five time bombs and six flame throwers. As for Tom Hyland, currently Trump is snuggling up to the war-criminal, Putin, yes, but I had more in mind his praise for Saddam Hussein, who “only” killed half as many people as Assad has (so far…..)

  9. Godfreydaniel commented on Doonesbury 3 days ago

    @Tom Hyland
    When Donald Trump publicly praises murderous dictators who were (or are) avowed enemies of the United States of America, is he THINKING or FEELING?

  10. Godfreydaniel commented on Pearls Before Swine 3 days ago

    The Ten Commandments? Obsolete, my friend
    On me (your anti-conscience) please depend

    Instead of one god only, have a few
    If you get lucky some might follow YOU

    And honoring thy parents makes no sense
    Unless you move back to their residence

    And never take the good Lord’s name in vain
    Unless, of course, you’re hacked off or in pain

    And Sabbath-honoring? So yesterday
    In these enlightened times sin every day

    And don’t create an evil graven image
    Unless thereby you do your rivals damage

    Bear no false witness against friend or neighbor
    Unless, of course, it lessens your own labor

    And stealing in this modern day and age?
    Both Wall and Main Street think it’s all the rage

    Adultery can be a lovely game
    Preventing sex from being “same ol’ same ol’ same”
    And coveting thy neighbor’s wife and ass
    Can be a treat, but only if the lass
    Be well and truly formed, so here’s my rule:
    Where wife is lacking, covet only mule

    Concerning killing, causing rigor mortis
    Only R.J. Reynolds ever rivals Phillip Morris