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  1. BROOKfan commented on The Buckets 4 days ago

    Mosquitoes, Alaska’s state bird.

  2. BROOKfan commented on Non Sequitur 15 days ago

    If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you.

  3. BROOKfan commented on Close to Home 20 days ago

    This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

    So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, “Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”

    Then the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the hook?” and the pirate answered, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”

    Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.”

    “You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?”

    “Well, it was the first day with me hook…”

  4. BROOKfan commented on Ballard Street 27 days ago

    We have a no soliciting sign one inch above our doorbell,apparently no one knows what soliciting means because the morons still ring it.

  5. BROOKfan commented on Fred Basset 27 days ago

    Our cat Trooper was tied out under our trailer on ten feet of rope so it was either fight or die. The people next door did a trampoline act with a chimpanzee, it lived in the apple tree in their yard on a chain. One afternoon the chain broke and it began to reel in Trooper’s rope one swipe of Troop’s claws sent it screaming back up the tree. The em-barest chimps owners got a stronger chain.

  6. BROOKfan commented on The Barn about 1 month ago

    Not only did they kill -———— but they killed -———- too.
    A real bummer all around.

  7. BROOKfan commented on In the Bleachers about 1 month ago

    Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.

  8. BROOKfan commented on Off the Mark about 1 month ago

    Then ther is the call of the Ew Ah bird, it weighs and once and a half and lays a twelve pound egg and goes Ewwwwww Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

  9. BROOKfan commented on Brevity about 1 month ago

    Black or green I use either one in egg salad,yummy.

  10. BROOKfan commented on Domestic Abuse about 1 month ago

    I have been reading this comic for over a year now and have yet to find any humor in them. So long and thanks for all the fish.