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  1. BROOKfan commented on Next Door Neighbors 2 days ago

    Or you find out your grandmother has property of hell’s angels tattooed on her ass

  2. BROOKfan commented on Ballard Street 22 days ago

    My dad was a two pack a day smoker add the one pack my mom smoked and everything in our apartment was coated with a yellow nicotine film. It took twelve years for my dad to die of emphysema.

  3. BROOKfan commented on Loose Parts about 1 month ago

    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!”
    “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.”
    The bartender says, “But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
    “Well,” says the pirate, “We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.”
    “Yeah,” says the bartender, “But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.”
    “Well,” says the pirate, “We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.”
    “Oh,” says the bartender, “What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes.”
    “Well,” says the pirate, “One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them—yarrgh, er, pooped—in my eye.”
    “So?” replied the bartender, “what happened? You couldn’t have lost an eye just from that!” " Well it was the first day I had me hook."

  4. BROOKfan commented on Luann about 1 month ago

    I think Ox should take him outside and explain that if he doesn’t shape up and lose the attitude he will beat the crap out of him.

  5. BROOKfan commented on Reality Check 2 months ago

    ???

  6. BROOKfan commented on Pearls Before Swine 2 months ago

    Overheard in a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman talking on her cell phone in another language. Ahead of her as a white man. After the woman hangs up he speaks up.

    Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone but you are in America now. You need to speak English.”

    Woman: “Excuse me?”

    Man: talks slow “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”

    Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”

  7. BROOKfan commented on Scary Gary 3 months ago

    All the lonely people
    Where do they all come from?
    All the lonely people
    Where do they all belong?

  8. BROOKfan commented on FoxTrot Classics 3 months ago

    There are people who supply joke ideas to cartoonists with mass mailings. This explains the occasional batch of similar cartoons.

  9. BROOKfan commented on Birdbrains 3 months ago

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmeckle
    Urban Dictionary
    Top Definition. schmeckle. Yiddish term for penis.

  10. BROOKfan commented on The Barn 4 months ago

    This strip is in a power dive. So long and thanks for all the fish.