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  1. BROOKfan commented on The Barn 7 days ago

    Not only did they kill -———— but they killed -———- too.
    A real bummer all around.

  2. BROOKfan commented on In the Bleachers 18 days ago

    Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.

  3. BROOKfan commented on Off the Mark 22 days ago

    Then ther is the call of the Ew Ah bird, it weighs and once and a half and lays a twelve pound egg and goes Ewwwwww Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

  4. BROOKfan commented on Brevity 24 days ago

    Black or green I use either one in egg salad,yummy.

  5. BROOKfan commented on Domestic Abuse 26 days ago

    I have been reading this comic for over a year now and have yet to find any humor in them. So long and thanks for all the fish.

  6. BROOKfan commented on Close to Home 28 days ago

    He should watch the dog video.

  7. BROOKfan commented on The Duplex about 1 month ago

    The Perfect Gin and Tonic. Freeze an ice cube tray full of Schweppes Tonic Water fill a glass with the cubes add two oz Tanqueray Gin and fill the glass with Schweppes Tonic Water. the cubes wont water down the drink.

  8. BROOKfan commented on The Buckets about 1 month ago

    I went through 2 Epson Photo printers in three years until I got smart and replaced them with an HP Photosmart inkjet that lasted 8 years. Then I upgraded to an HP all in one Photosmart wireless model.

  9. BROOKfan commented on Liberty Meadows about 1 month ago

    It appears Brandy hasn’t discovered Victoria’s Secret yet.

  10. BROOKfan commented on The Argyle Sweater about 1 month ago

    Quasimodo was the famous hunch back of Notre Dame. After his death, the bishop of his Cathedral
    sent word through the streets of Paris that he needed a new bell ringer.

    The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and so he went up into the
    belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate
    their skills, he shook his head – none were as good as Quasimodo.

    Just as the bishop was leaving, a man with no arms approached him and announced that he was
    there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.

    The bishop was incredulous. ‘But, you have no arms!’

    ‘No matter’, said the man. ‘Observe!’ And he began striking the bells with his face, producing
    a beautiful melody on the bells. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally
    found a replacement for Quasimodo

    But suddenly, rushing forward to head the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out
    of the belfry window. Sadly, he died on the the street below.

    The stunned bishop rushed to the armless man. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered
    around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

    As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, ‘Bishop, who was this man?’

    ‘I don’t know his name’, the bishop sadly replied, ‘but his face rings a bell.’

    The next day, despite the sadness of the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist,
    the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

    The first man to approach him said, ‘Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless
    wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you will honour
    my brother’s life by allowing me to replace him as your esteemed bell ringer’.

    The bishop agreed to give the man an audition and, as the armless man’s brother stooped
    to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled
    around, and died on the spot.

    A monk, hearing the bishop’s cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs
    to his side. ‘What has happened? Who is this man?’ the monk asked breathlessly.

    ‘I don’t know his name’, sighed the distraught bishop, but…

    . …. ’He’s was a dead ringer for his brother’.