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  1. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 4 hours ago

    Oops…
    Sorry.
    I am notified that the description of that last item should have been “engraved on A Marble”.
    Still, quite a bargain for only twenty brazillion sackweasels.

  2. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 5 hours ago

    The next item is this one-of-a-kind antique and historical map of Froglandia, engraved in marble for mass printing by crayon rubbing by the lost artisans of the Amphibia.
    Bidding begins at a minimum of twenty brazillion sackweasels.
    Who will open?
    Indicate your bid by mooning the auctioneer, please.

  3. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine about 5 hours ago

    Revise the election system to allow any number of candidates in a run-off election where the field narrows to exactly two candidates after three ballots.
    First ballot in April, with, anybody who wants to run.
    Second ballot in June, with top ten from April.
    Third ballot in August, with top four from June.
    Final ballot in November, with top two from August.
    The Electoral College would only be in on the final ballot, with the rest being entirely based on the popular vote.
    Of course, it is possible we still would have had a Trump/Hillary match up after this series of votes, but without any third choices to act as spoilers, the outcome might be different, since each elector would have a clear choice of two distinct possibilities rather than being able to cast a protest vote for a third choice and thus not have their vote be relevant except by its absence.
    They could still abstain, of course.
    And have every state provide standardized IDs and accurate and up to date voter registration well prior to any election.
    We are paying enough to expect some manner of housekeeping to be done.

  4. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 10 hours ago

    Dropped into Amazon and picked up a bunch of his albums a while back. I think I need to pick up some Carole King pretty soon, too.

  5. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine about 10 hours ago

    Trump showed up and wasn’t a career political stooge.
    Clear win for Trump.
    Hillary showed up and didn’t run into a question that made it necessary to fake an injury and be rushed into a black SUV and whisked away to be fitted for google-eye glasses.
    Clear win for Hillary.
    I forgot to record it and missed it entirely.
    Clear win for me.

  6. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 10 hours ago

    Man… all this talk’s gots me hungries.
    Gonna go get me a big bowl of creamed weasels.
    You wanna feel the love?
    That’s where you’re gonna feeeeel the loooove.
    It’s the cumin and saffron, ya know…

  7. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 21 hours ago

    What is the going rate for a sack of weasels?
    I haven’t seen the market reports for days now.

  8. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frazz about 21 hours ago

    If I’m going to get home for Thanksgiving, I suppose I should start my journey today.
    The transition becomes more difficult the longer one waits.

  9. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Frog Applause about 21 hours ago

    The GPS people who plagiarized the Froglandia map were deeply chagrined when their app kept routing people across the Rotifer Bridge on the 3HourTour downtown bypass, as this was actually an unnamed one lane fire lane through the Froglandia Forest to the Vlad Shield Barrens, and dead-ended at the western edge of the LoveFeel lava pit.

  10. BrassOrchid GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine about 21 hours ago

    If they were selling eggs, I would want to see them coming out of the bird.