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  1. Kali39 commented on Pearls Before Swine 2 days ago

    In Britain, of course, they use two fingers. As someone described it once, the symbol denotes victory from the front, rude defiance from the back. :-)

  2. Kali39 commented on Calvin and Hobbes 5 days ago

    And don’t forget, at the end, she beat Calvin at CalvinBall. NO ONE does that, not even Hobbes…

  3. Kali39 commented on Lio 5 days ago

    But that’s … er, cheeting!
    [Yes, I know, I know. Just blame Pastis and keep reading…]

  4. Kali39 commented on Doonesbury 5 days ago

    Sounds familiar:
    Harry Mudd: [explaining his latest trouble] I, uh… sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesizer.

    Capt. Kirk: And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans.

    Mudd: How’d you know?

    Kirk: That’s what I would have done.

    Mudd: Hmp. Typical police mentality! They’ve got no sense of humour; they arrested me!

    McCoy: Oh, I find that shocking.

    Mudd: Worse than that! Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb 5?

    Spock: The guilty party has his choice. Death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging…

    Mudd: The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was… d-d-d-DEATH. Barbarians! Well, of course I… left.

    Kirk: [to the others] He broke jail.

    Mudd: I, ah, borrowed transportation…

    Kirk: He stole a spaceship.

    Mudd: …the patrol reacted in a hostile manner…

    Kirk: They fired at him!

    Mudd: They’ve got no respect for private property – they damaged the bloody spaceship!

  5. Kali39 commented on New Adventures of Queen Victoria 5 days ago

    Groucho: “That’s in every contract, that’s what you call a sanity clause.”
    Chico: “You can’t a fool a me! There ain’t no sanity clause!”

  6. Kali39 commented on Non Sequitur 5 days ago

    “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help Me Me.”
    Ha! I remember that. The original is still the best, but George Burns was born to play the Devil. He actually played the Devil on an old episode of Jack Benny’s program. At one point, the Devil tells Jack that it was inevitable that Jack would be going Down There. When Jack asked why, the Devil replied, “Look, we know you’re going to find SOME way to take all your money with you. And with THAT much cash, it will be impossible for you to go up!”

  7. Kali39 commented on Non Sequitur 5 days ago

    I’ve learned to never bet with the Devil….
    He hasn’t lost a match since he played Daniel Webster.

    Oh, I don’t know about that. Did you ever see the New Twilight Zone (80s version) episode, Dealer’s Choice? The Devil kind of got suckered there. :-)

  8. Kali39 commented on New Adventures of Queen Victoria 5 days ago

    And, compared to the other crazies there, should we be disturbed that crazy George is now the best candidate?
    There was once a time when Mad Magazine ran Alfred E. Neuman for president every year, but they stopped it in recent years since he now had the greatest chance of winning over any of the official candidates. How pathetic is that?

  9. Kali39 commented on PC and Pixel 6 days ago

    But then, where I live, we have three seasons: Spring, Summer, and Fog. Though we often get them confused…

  10. Kali39 commented on PC and Pixel 6 days ago

    I understand Seattle has two seasons: Winter and Rainy, though no one can ever explain which is which…