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  1. lunatic03867 commented on Frazz about 4 hours ago

    Roses are red and need lots of manure ….

    Roses are red and grow great on a bump ….

    Roses are red and smell great when they’re near ….

    Roses are red but taste like my gum ….

    Roses are red, petals fly when they’re loose …

  2. lunatic03867 commented on Lio 8 days ago

    Back when “Tear-Jerker” gum was really strong, I gave a piece to one of my teachers. Her jaws locked up and she had to stick her face under the faucet to get some water in her mouth. It took her a couple of minutes before she could get her mouth open and spit it out.

  3. lunatic03867 commented on Ink Pen 8 days ago

    I get the feeling the 5th panel would be something like this:Cap saying “whut?” through broken teeth, one barstool wrapped around his neck, another rammed where the sun doesn’t shine,

  4. lunatic03867 commented on Gray Matters 15 days ago

    What do you feed someone with a broken jaw?

    Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gutsMutilated monkey feetChopped up baby parakeetDeep fried eyeballs oozing lots and lots of grease

    Suck it up through a straw!

    Second verse is the same as the firstJust a little bit louder, so it’s a little bit worse!

  5. lunatic03867 commented on The Duplex 29 days ago

    No, he drinks what the horse makes!

  6. lunatic03867 commented on Thatababy 29 days ago

    My sister hates Curious George because he gets in all sorts of trouble and never gets punished.

  7. lunatic03867 commented on Heart of the City about 1 month ago

    The 4 best days of the year: November 1, December 26, February 15, and the day after Easter. All the chocolate is on SALE!!!

    I used to go to the local Walgreens around 11:45 at night and fill a small basket with my selection. If it wasn’t after 12:05, I would grab a magazine and sit by the pharmacy window and read until it was time. (Sale prices kicked in at 12:01, but not everyone’s clock is set the same.)

  8. lunatic03867 commented on Get Fuzzy about 1 month ago

    Don’t forget Catbert and Ratbert!!

  9. lunatic03867 commented on Imagine This about 1 month ago

    Rebooting again? Will there ever be anything NEW???

  10. lunatic03867 commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn about 1 month ago

    My neighbor has a chihuahua that is very chill. (Everyone jokes that she’s a cat in a dog suit.) I was petting her the other day and said “She needs a bath.” She put her ears back and squinted at me as if to say “That’s and evil word!” I then say “You wanna cookie?” and she starts drooling.