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  1. Gilker commented on Frazz 13 days ago

    For the confused youngsters: This strip is a callback to an old George Carlin routine where he combined the two commonly used phrases that meant “confused” – “He don’t know S&^% from Shinola” and “I don’t know whether to S&^% or wind my watch” into “I guess I’ll S&^% on my watch!”

  2. Gilker commented on Thatababy about 1 month ago

    Feh. That dad’s an amateur. Any time someone is coming at you intending to tickle, all you need to do is focus on the fact that the tickle response is just a matter of fear tension and its release. In other words, someone is getting past your guard when they tickle you and when you consciously realize they aren’t doing harm, you laugh. To short circuit the laughter, just make a conscious point of recognizing that the tickler does not intend harm and – in the case of children – cannot harm you.

    My kids thought I had UnderArmor on all the time. And they could never figure out why Mom could always get through it.

  3. Gilker commented on Frazz 3 months ago

    Born-n-bred Texan here and I never heard of a Texas sheet cake, but it’s a big state, so I expect there’s lots of things I’ve never heard of from Texas. May Dad used to make a pineapple upside down cake in a cast iron skillet that was bigger’n Dallas that might qualify as a Texas sheet cake.

  4. Gilker commented on Rabbits Against Magic 4 months ago

    Cuz stormtroopers can’t hit anything.

  5. Gilker commented on Savage Chickens 6 months ago

    A section of our organization is working with something called “Rapid Process Improvement”. They started about a year ago.

  6. Gilker commented on The Argyle Sweater 8 months ago

    Latin nerd here: Vomitoria were indeed part of amphitheater design in Ancient Rome, but contrary to popular misconceptions, they were not rooms dedicated to vomiting. A vomitorium was simply a passageway for exiting the amphitheater.

  7. Gilker commented on The Argyle Sweater 8 months ago

    It’s a mule/donkey/jackass that’s led with a carrot strung on a stick, not a rabbit.

  8. Gilker commented on The Argyle Sweater 10 months ago

    Why is prison rape supposed to be funny?

  9. Gilker commented on Liberty Meadows 10 months ago

    Ham. Bacon is pork belly. And no, it’s not ‘pork butt’. Despite the name, ‘butt’ is a shoulder cut.

  10. Gilker commented on The Argyle Sweater 10 months ago

    Top panel because most cat owners either teach their cat’s not to do that or they keep their bathroom doors closed. The bottom obviously is cat-sitting and don’t know better.