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Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on One Big Happy about 17 hours ago

    Reminds me of the kid who wrote in an essay that his uncle had sick as hell anemia.

  2. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on The Duplex 15 days ago

    Mow-hawk?

  3. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Loose Parts 18 days ago

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
    The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.”

  4. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Drabble 23 days ago

    Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.

  5. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on The Argyle Sweater 28 days ago

    There are four, not three: the rumen, the reticulum, the omasum and the abomasum.

  6. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Loose Parts about 1 month ago

    I’ll have you know that I don’t sleepwalk. I’m waiting to be served.

  7. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Betty about 1 month ago

    I worked in IT for 20 years. Apple Pay is more secure than using a debit or credit card. And even if you lose the phone, nobody can use Apple Pay (it requires Touch ID – your fingerprint). It sends a one-time token to the financial institution, not your account number.

    The only entity I write a paper check to is my church. In God we trust. All others don’t get to see my account number.

  8. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on The Big Picture about 1 month ago

    I don’t notice it – my car is Champagne Silver Metallic – about the same color as pollen.

  9. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Looks Good on Paper about 1 month ago

    Dan, we salute you!

  10. Francis Lapeyre GoComics Pro Member commented on Moderately Confused about 1 month ago

    I deliver pizzas, and I have a hearing impairment. I know the doorbell works if I hear barking – no need for a follow-up knock.