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commented on Last Kiss
over 3 years ago
Unless you consider a cock ring a loop!
Woman: So let’s get back to the orgy.
simpsonfan: you stole my comment!Calvins brother: love it!
Sure it’s got a great shape. But isn’t kind of small for a dildo?
Heads you’re on top…tails you’re on bottom.
But it keeps landing on it’s side!
Oops – I meant “starting”, not "staring, but “staring” works as well.
He created his Fantasy Sex staring lineup and…!@$^#$…I’m not on it!
You Yanks ares so uncouth. Brits do NOT squeeze zits in the car.
The test should say: “id it WERE…I’d be winning.” It is always important to be grammatically correct when discussing sex, otherwise misunderstandings may occur, and sexual misunderstandings can be…painful.
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