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  1. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    A perfect solution for Gunther is to move to the San Francisco Bay Area, where the average engineer starting salary nears 100k. He could easily transfer to UC Berkeley with his GPA. There, the money he makes will give him confidence, which will allow him to find a girlfriend who isn’t crazy. (C’mon, Rosa couldn’t wait four more years?)

  2. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Besides, I doubt that Gunther’s mother would be okay with this charade of nonsense. If Gunther is still 17 years old, his mom has jurisdiction over him.

  3. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Gunther, for your own sake, don’t throw your future away. Feel free to go to Peru for the summer, but come back and study here at Moony. Are you really going to travel thousands of miles for a high school love you’ve known for a year? Rosa is a great catch, but she’s not worth your future.

  4. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Yeah, and I’ll be honest. Just reading Tiffany’s name gives me a semi.

  5. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Luann, let’s see who makes more money over the summer.

  6. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    What is this? Since when do we cut storylines on Friday? I think Greg could have written two more days of Luann complaining.

  7. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    True, but hey, this is Luann universe we’re talking about. The worst that could happen to Brad is a couple broken bones and finding love in the process…

  8. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Luann needs to be more like Brad. While a fireman may initially seem unwise as a career choice, the pay is decent, the hours are not strenuous, and the pension is great.

  9. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    To be honest, I think Quill is just as much a “loser” as Luann, a word I put in quotes because they are definitely pursuing their aspirations. But they’re getting older, and they need to start looking at their futures rationally. While being an actor may seem lucrative, drama majors have an especially slim chance of making it big, and an increasingly high probability of becoming assistant janitor at Weenie World.

  10. Juan 2099 commented on Luann over 2 years ago

    Quill is acting a little cocky for somebody pursuing a career in drama. In four years, neither of them will have jobs.