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  1. davbart92663 commented on Red and Rover 37 minutes ago

    @Sparky..

    I had a cat that gave me back massages. She LOVED getting on my back, would knead me up and down for 15 minutes til she found the spot, then curl up and sleep.

    I had friends making reservations for my cat.

  2. davbart92663 commented on One Big Happy 40 minutes ago

    If you were in a room, with no Windows and the door was locked, and all you had was a 2×4 board, how would you get out?

    Answer below:

    You Look at the board. You See the board. Look away from the board, and you Saw the board. Take the Saw, cut the Board in Half. Two Halves make a Whole, crawl out the Hole.

  3. davbart92663 commented on FoxTrot Classics 1 day ago

    So, Harvey was an Invisible Giant Flemish Rabbit? I thought he was a Pookah?

  4. davbart92663 commented on F Minus 1 day ago

    We could start with the Captain’s leg, and end up with Gavin’s wings for dessert.

  5. davbart92663 commented on Frank & Ernest 1 day ago

    Wattsamatta University is in Moosylvania. Geez, everybody knows that!!

  6. davbart92663 commented on Liberty Meadows 2 days ago

    If I slept with Brandy, I’d grow my own roses to leave on her pillow.

  7. davbart92663 commented on Fred Basset 2 days ago

    Good timing, he’ll! Good Training! Fred wanted that couch, they gave it to him.

    This message comes from Dave’s dog, Callie. He’s asleep now, Fred Bassett and Red And Rover are my faves.

  8. davbart92663 commented on F Minus 2 days ago

    Spare tires disappeared with the EPA Fuel Regulations in the 70s. The easiest way to improve fuel mileage was to lose weight. Lighter metals (more deadly accidents), no spare tires (call the tow truck), less seating. Remember the Bench Seat, front and back? A guy and girl could snuggle together as he drove.

  9. davbart92663 commented on Tank McNamara 2 days ago

    Since Time Warner locked up the Lakers games, no one in Los Angeles watches them.

  10. davbart92663 commented on Half Full 2 days ago

    Is that Bone China?

    I apologize. Back in my hole.