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  1. phineas81707 commented on Ginger Meggs 26 days ago

    Relax, Ginge… you’ll be long dead and reduced to meaningless ash before the sun comes close to exploding. It’s not even half-dead yet.

  2. phineas81707 commented on Ginger Meggs 29 days ago

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  3. phineas81707 commented on Garfield Minus Garfield about 1 month ago

    Yes, you didn’t, Garfield.

  4. phineas81707 commented on Ginger Meggs about 1 month ago

    We don’t get lunch? After teach gets out, you’re dead, Ginge!

  5. phineas81707 commented on Calvin and Hobbes about 1 month ago

    Nice way to get Calvin to go: eternal curiosity.

  6. phineas81707 commented on Garfield Minus Garfield about 1 month ago

    I just remembered… I’m allergic to soup!

  7. phineas81707 commented on Garfield about 1 month ago

    Simple: everyone notices the other dog. They don’t think to consider that there may be multiple dogs.

  8. phineas81707 commented on Bound and Gagged about 1 month ago

    Yeah… get a vase with holes in it.

  9. phineas81707 commented on Garfield about 1 month ago

    No one said the fish was born in this house.

  10. phineas81707 commented on Bound and Gagged about 1 month ago

    Come on, Smithers: This isn’t rocket science, it’s brain surgery!