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  1. daDoctah commented on Kliban about 15 hours ago

    “I got no problem with this, but I draw the line if they start sending over green bean casserole.”

  2. daDoctah commented on Pickles about 15 hours ago

    Or you can just call 1-303-499-7111. If you have a shortwave radio it’s even easier.

  3. daDoctah commented on Pickles 1 day ago

    I’ve known people like that:

    “Can you drop me off at the airport on Wednesday?”

    “What?! Children are starving in the Third World and all you can think about is a ride to the airport?!”

  4. daDoctah commented on Drabble 1 day ago

    That Van Pelt kid’s been awfully quiet lately….

  5. daDoctah commented on Non Sequitur 3 days ago

    No, grouse is the past tense of grace.

  6. daDoctah commented on Pearls Before Swine 4 days ago

    I may be one of the few people on earth who has actually seen a sock disappear from a dryer. Door interlock on the laundromat machine not working so it didn’t stop when I opened it. Decided I could pull out the filter, sweep out the filter and return it and reclose the door with it running.
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    Didn’t reckon with the suction that pulls the lint into that slot. With the filter out, a light blue argyle went right down and was consumed in the heating unit.

  7. daDoctah commented on Non Sequitur 4 days ago

    For those who want the feeling to linger:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKzobTlF8fM

  8. daDoctah commented on Pickles 7 days ago

    Brown is the new black.

  9. daDoctah commented on Non Sequitur 7 days ago

    When they told me I was diabetic, I just figured “okay, so when I decide it’s time to check out, all I have to do is request a big bag of marshmallows.”

  10. daDoctah commented on Get Fuzzy 7 days ago

    7-Eleven isn’t called that because they’re open seven days a week, eleven hours a day. It’s because they’re open from seven am to eleven pm.
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    Or at least they were when they got the name.
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    One little old lady saw the sign for the first time and complained that inflation had even hit the old five-and-ten store.