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  1. daDoctah commented on Pearls Before Swine 2 days ago

    For your homework assignment on this topic, rewatch “My Cousin Vinny”, paying special attention to this scene:

    Sheriff: When did you shoot him?

    Bill: what?

    Sheriff: At what point did you shoot the clerk?

    Bill: I shot the clerk?

    Sheriff: Yes, when did you shoot him?

    Bill: I shot the clerk?

    Officer: Dean, we need you out here!

    Sheriff: I’m right in the middle of a d—n confession here!

    (Sheriff and Deputy leave room. Bill realizes…)

    Bill: WHOA!!! Wait a minute!!

  2. daDoctah commented on F Minus 2 days ago

    I’ve almost perfected my “allergic-to-smoke wet sneeze in the face”.

  3. daDoctah commented on Super-Fun-Pak Comix 3 days ago

    This is shaping up to be the biggest “small ragtag group” in human history.

  4. daDoctah commented on Pickles 3 days ago

    Noted in the comments of another strip a couple of weeks ago:

    “Why is it considered unmanly to admit you like quiche? Quiche is PIE! Pie with BACON!”

  5. daDoctah commented on Pearls Before Swine 4 days ago

    “In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.”
    — Yakov Smirnoff

  6. daDoctah commented on Rose is Rose 5 days ago

    I’ve got a bad feeling about this….

  7. daDoctah commented on Pickles 5 days ago

    This may be the first time since 1956 that anyone has actually used the word “lain” outside of an English class.

  8. daDoctah commented on Super-Fun-Pak Comix 6 days ago

    Dramatic irony, panel #4: “Yeah, I know.”

  9. daDoctah commented on Pickles 6 days ago

    Hey, I’ve got a UV flashlight in the car. It’s used for hunting scorpions at night.

  10. daDoctah commented on Pearls Before Swine 6 days ago

    “Less” goes with “how much”; “fewer” goes with “how many”. Arrows are discrete (you can’t fire 2.718 arrows at someone) so it should definitely be “fewer than three”.