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  1. Monster Hesh commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn about 24 hours ago

    I’M PANCAKE

  2. Monster Hesh commented on Sarah's Scribbles 3 days ago

    I miss Eclipse BREEZE gum, which came in two “exotic” flavors. It was not only addictive (and highly effective at masking stank mouth), it tasted like some weird off-brand cough syrup which quickly discouraged moochers.

  3. Monster Hesh commented on Get Fuzzy 3 days ago

    LONNNNNG overdue. And I still remember the very first time the li’l scumbag went too far and Satch left him trembling in fear.

  4. Monster Hesh commented on Peanuts 4 days ago

    What is a Luma and is it even safe to pet? — M. Hesh in Letapuma

  5. Monster Hesh commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn 4 days ago

    Ha ha…NO.

    I had Lasik and while the results are quite pleasing, the procedure and recovery were a freaking nightmare I would not wish upon anyone but my worst enemies. (Ha ha! That was over a decade ago, and my heart’s pounding just thinking about it!)

  6. Monster Hesh commented on Peanuts 6 days ago

    I used to just put the cookies into the milk, several at a time, let ’em soak for a second, grind ’em up with a spoon, and eat it like cereal.

    Pretty sure I wasn’t alone and that’s where the idea for Cookie Crisp came from.

  7. Monster Hesh commented on Monty 12 days ago

    “Entertainment purposes only, gullible sucker!”

  8. Monster Hesh commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn 14 days ago

    Their laughter is on a frequency we are incapable of hearing, but it still sets off all the dogs in the neighborhood.

    …Marigold knows cars.

  9. Monster Hesh commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn 16 days ago

    No, Marigold, don’t! A tree is an awful friend!
    It will always, always leave you.
    …Not the face! Not the face!

  10. Monster Hesh commented on Tom the Dancing Bug 17 days ago

    But it’s okay when HE does it! Because Jesus!