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  1. BlazerAth commented on Garfield 6 days ago

    Because cat got his tongue.

  2. BlazerAth commented on Peanuts 15 days ago

    He just needs to get into a little goat costume.

  3. BlazerAth commented on Peanuts 17 days ago

    Swoop Dogg

  4. BlazerAth commented on Pickles 28 days ago

    What is a Cat?

    1) Cats do what they want.
    2) They rarely listen to you.
    3) They’re totally unpredictable.
    4) They whine when they are not happy.
    5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    8) They’re moody.
    9) They leave hair everywhere.
    10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

    Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

    What is a Dog?

    1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
    2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
    3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
    4) They growl when they are not happy.
    5) When you want to play, they want to play.
    6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7) They are great at begging.
    8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
    9) They leave their toys everywhere.
    10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

    Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.

  5. BlazerAth commented on Garfield 29 days ago

    They’ll be getting an invisible pizza.

  6. BlazerAth commented on Calvin and Hobbes about 1 month ago

    Babalu

  7. BlazerAth commented on Heathcliff 2 months ago

    Selfish

  8. BlazerAth commented on Calvin and Hobbes 2 months ago

    Darn those “mom genes”.

  9. BlazerAth commented on Half Full 3 months ago

    When the bear runs off, will the sign automatically change to “bear left”?

  10. BlazerAth commented on Heathcliff 4 months ago

    Heathcliff went “Agent Smith” on those dogs.