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commented on Aunty Acid
almost 3 years ago
I can flip the light switch at the bottom of the stairs and get to the top before the light comes on. Seriously! Also, is it just me, or do these new-fangled bulbs actually make the room slightly darker when you turn them on?
I can set the smoke alarm off making cornflakes!
I like you Aunty. I like you!!!!
If only I’d read this before treating myself to that pair of solid gold socks for Christmas
Ah yes, I could tell you a few tales about memory loss, Aunty… Well I could if I manage to remember any of them… What was I saying..
I had something really witty to add to that… but for the life of me I can’t remember it…
Why not just get yourself an iron?
Excellent idea! That’s my dress code for the office party this year :-)
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I’d rather be a flying cow. Then I could cause some real damage :-)
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