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  1. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 5 months ago

    I wish you could tell me where these places are with loads on unused empty parking spaces. The places I take my parents to most often, the supermarket, the Pharmacy, The fracking doctor’s office, WallMart and Target and all Restaurants during breakfast lunch or dinner the handicapped spaces are always taken. I have to drop my parents off in front of the place, and get out ofd the car to help my father out and get his walker then play hide-and-go-seek for parking spaces, and a find a place where some idiot isn’t parking right on the line because I too need use of the handicapped spaces. Those idiots right on the line. AGH! Sometimes I want to park there and open my car door as much as I need to to get out and show them that the door to my refurbished 1984 Pontiac can do a hell of a lot of damage to their 2013 POS Toyota.

    And to the one who said that if all the other spaces are full the handicapped spaces should be open to anyone, I really hope you are joking. You are basically saying that once all the handicapped spaces are used by able bodied people, the handicapped must circle around the lot and park far from the store entrance because you can’t be bothered to keep looking out for a place; o r is it look for a nearby place to park and Heaven forbid walk a few more yards (It’s not like you’re having to go from the 1 yard line to score a touchdown on the other end of a football field.). I’ve had to walk the full parking lot many times in humid South Texas 100+ degree weather. If I can do it, surely you can do it in at least half the time than I can.

    All of you gripping and complaining, remember, one day you too will be old and your legs won’t carry you like they used to and you will know the sheer anger at seeing perfectly healthy children and adults or healthy women with young children who say “Well I have kids they shouldn’t walk so far and I need the room to get out the stroller.” I was angry and told a woman that her kids should be walking. It’s good for them. She saw how tightly I was holding my cane and how angry I was that she put her stroller back in the trunk put her kids in the car and left the space. I don’t remember seeing her in the store. A few people gave me their cell numbers or business card and said to call them as witnesses that I never threatened or moved towards her in any way should she try to have me arrested.

  2. hmvanyel commented on Calvin and Hobbes 6 months ago

    “It is obviously a bunny rabbit.”

  3. hmvanyel commented on Bloom County 6 months ago

    The insanity defense works far less often than most people believe. The news just covers it more often than the people who plead insanity but the court finds them sane enough to stand trial…especially here in Texas where the truly mentally ill and those with physical brain disorders or deformities are put to death like any sane person. Texas, our state motto is “Guns, guns, guns and more guns even if you have the mental capacity of a 6 year old; and we even put the sick and mentally ill to death; why’d we put a man on his death bed to death.” Yes, it is a long motto but everything is bigger in Texas.

  4. hmvanyel commented on Over the Hedge 6 months ago

    Does the book say what happened to Melanie’s other glove?

  5. hmvanyel commented on Bloom County 7 months ago

    My father had one of those old push mowers, I’m thinking about getting one. Better for the environment and a bit of exercise since I’d have to cut the lawn more often to keep it neat..

  6. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 9 months ago

    Diplomatic Immunity only applies as long the person claiming Immunity is able to keep it. If the person with DI were to commit a crime such as premeditated murder, the person’s Government can revoke DI and hand him over to the local authorities. More often than not, the host country, lodges a complaint and the person is sent back home and tried for the crime they committed in their home country under their home country’s laws.

  7. hmvanyel commented on Bloom County 9 months ago

    I remember all that and came up with two conclusions:

    1. Reagan knew what was going on and Ollie and others took the fall for it
    2 Reagan didn’t know what was going on and wasn’t in any way running the country, his cabinet was, the people we did not elect.

    Either way really colored my view of Republicans and Reagan.

  8. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 10 months ago

    Give me Gelato or give me death!

  9. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 10 months ago

    Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke.
    I go to a store sign says “Open 24 hours” and the guy was locking up. I asked him “I though you were open 24 hours?” He tells me “Not in a row.”

  10. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 year ago

    Cardinal Fang, fetch…the comfy chair!