Enjoy GoComics?

A Recent Favorite:

Uh Oh, Nothing Here Yet

Why don't you go browse some Comics or Editorials and pick a few to favorite?

Recent Comments

  1. hmvanyel commented on Bloom County 2 days ago

    I used to have a telephone that looked like one of those old crank phones. Made for a good conversation starter. I think I bought it from some mail order catalog.

  2. hmvanyel commented on Calvin and Hobbes 3 months ago

    Dungeons and Dragons, Jason of Star Command, Space Academy, Ark II, The Secrets of Isis, Wonder Bug, Doctor Shrinker, Shazam, The Superfriends, the Godzilla or Gamera movies, or a Creature Feature.

  3. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 3 months ago

    @Vonne Anton
    Your freedom of speech ends at my door. When multiple attempts at being polite doesn’t work, being rude and vulgar is all that’s left.

    As far as the gun comment goes:
    First, I live in an extremely Red state, and I’m bright Blue. I’m pro gun control and anti-gun. For full disclosure, I do own several guns, all willed to me by my late father, they are still locked up in a gun safe which I do not have the combination to.

    So my thought of using a gun to order people off my property is a joke. In fact, that I said I found a good use for my state’s CRAZY gun control laws makes it a joke.

  4. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 3 months ago

    Hullooo, my name ees Elder Bob
    And I would like to share with you
    The most amazing book
    Hullooo, my name ees Elder Grant
    It’s a book about America
    A long, long time ago

    I’ve tried being polite. Saying, I’m sorry but I’m perfectly happy with my faith.
    Or:
    No thank you.
    Or
    No thank you, I’m not going to change religions.
    All to no avail.

    One that stopped one repeat JW or LDS trespasser, was Hi, I’m gay and you are really cute, why don’t you give me your number and we can go out on a date, I know a really good bar where transsexuals put on really great show.
    You should have seen the eyes on that guy and how quickly he walked backed.

    I have a friend who is a Bible study teacher, he invites them in and tries to convert them to Catholicism. He knows the Bible back words and forwards, and can quote Book, Chapter, Passage. After two attempts they stopped coming.

    I’m thinking next time I’ll tell them how to prevent the spread of AIDS and give them condoms, I could even use a banana to show how to put one on.

    Then again I’m in Texas, I can point a gun at them and tell them to get off my property. Hey, I finally found a good use for my states crazy gun laws.

  5. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 5 months ago

    So Guard Duck must have been the one to train the Girl Scouts in “Airplane!”.

  6. hmvanyel commented on Over the Hedge 5 months ago

    In the comics and the animated series’ Batman does come up with a way to defeat every member of the JLA, including himself, in case any of them went rogue. Unfortunately one of the JLA’s enemy found the plan and used it against them.

    In the comics, Superman did give Batman Kryptonite just in case someone took him over or to use against another Kryptonian.

    In the up coming movie, Batman could have done his homework, lots of research could have led Bruce Wayne to see how the machines in Man Of Steel affected Superman, and deduced that maybe other things from Krypton might have a similar affect on The Man of Steel, leading Bruce to find Kryptonite.

    An old joke/saying among Batman fans and comic fans in general is: Can Batman beat (insert name of superhero or super villain)? The answer: Yes, if he has time to prepare. In BvS it looks as if Batman had time to prepare.

    Despite having time to prepare doesn’t guarantee Batman’s victory, but it does give him the element of surprise which could be enough to for him to pull out the win.

  7. hmvanyel commented on Over the Hedge 5 months ago

    Batman did come up with a way to defeat every member of the JLA, including himself, in case any of them went rogue. Unfortunately one of the JLA’s enemy found the plan and used it against them.

    In the comics, Superman did give Batman Kryptonite just in case someone took him over.

    In the movie, Batman could have done his homework, lots of research could have led Bruce Wayne to see how the machines in Man Of Steel affected him, and deduced that maybe other things from Krypton might have a similar affect on him, leading him to find Kryptonite.

  8. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine 9 months ago

    What I always find dumb and a duhh moment is when one team is down by 4 points and it’s before or after the 2 minute warning, and the announcers almost always say something along the lines of: To win this game they have go all the way across the field and score a touch down. A field goal won’t help them.

  9. hmvanyel commented on Calvin and Hobbes 10 months ago

    Hey the Ferengi have a lot more morals than present day Hew-Mahns. The Ferengi have never had a world war, concentration camps, or slavery.

  10. hmvanyel commented on Pearls Before Swine about 1 year ago

    I wish you could tell me where these places are with loads on unused empty parking spaces. The places I take my parents to most often, the supermarket, the Pharmacy, The fracking doctor’s office, WallMart and Target and all Restaurants during breakfast lunch or dinner the handicapped spaces are always taken. I have to drop my parents off in front of the place, and get out ofd the car to help my father out and get his walker then play hide-and-go-seek for parking spaces, and a find a place where some idiot isn’t parking right on the line because I too need use of the handicapped spaces. Those idiots right on the line. AGH! Sometimes I want to park there and open my car door as much as I need to to get out and show them that the door to my refurbished 1984 Pontiac can do a hell of a lot of damage to their 2013 POS Toyota.

    And to the one who said that if all the other spaces are full the handicapped spaces should be open to anyone, I really hope you are joking. You are basically saying that once all the handicapped spaces are used by able bodied people, the handicapped must circle around the lot and park far from the store entrance because you can’t be bothered to keep looking out for a place; o r is it look for a nearby place to park and Heaven forbid walk a few more yards (It’s not like you’re having to go from the 1 yard line to score a touchdown on the other end of a football field.). I’ve had to walk the full parking lot many times in humid South Texas 100+ degree weather. If I can do it, surely you can do it in at least half the time than I can.

    All of you gripping and complaining, remember, one day you too will be old and your legs won’t carry you like they used to and you will know the sheer anger at seeing perfectly healthy children and adults or healthy women with young children who say “Well I have kids they shouldn’t walk so far and I need the room to get out the stroller.” I was angry and told a woman that her kids should be walking. It’s good for them. She saw how tightly I was holding my cane and how angry I was that she put her stroller back in the trunk put her kids in the car and left the space. I don’t remember seeing her in the store. A few people gave me their cell numbers or business card and said to call them as witnesses that I never threatened or moved towards her in any way should she try to have me arrested.