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commented on Calvin and Hobbes
over 3 years ago
I wish gas prices would go down to 8 bucks a gallon.
That’s not surprising. This is the same kid who pours chocolate milk on his chocolate frosted sugar bombs and then scoops sugar on them because he thinks they’re too bland without it
sorry, I meant to post that on a different strip.
That’s not surprising, considering that’s the same kid who pours chocolate milk on his chocolate frosted sugar bombs and then scoops sugar on them because he thinks they’re too bland without it.
commented on F Minus
over 3 years ago
my economics teacher told us that once, she saw someone grilling burgers at a fast food resterant, and he dropped a burger on the floor on accident, but picked it up, looked around, and put it back on the grill.
THEATER BOARD MEETING
Person #1: “Hey guys, I know how we can make our cinema get more money! How about we charge $4 for a box of candy and $5 for a bag of popcorn, and we can raise the price 25 cents for every other person who buys it!”
Person #2: Hey! That’s a great idea!
Person #3: I was thinking we could sweep up the popcorn that falls on the floor, and then put it back in the box to give back to the people!
Person #4: Hey! How about we do both! Then, we can save money and make more money at the same time!
I strongly believe that this really happened.
Myan #1: hey man, I’m having a party tonight. Wanna come?
Myan #2: Well, I have this calender I need to work on, but I guess it’s not the end of the world if I don’t finish it
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