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  1. Oxnate commented on Frog Applause 5 days ago

    Well Shoecabbage is still going, though I wouldn’t know if those were repeats or not.

  2. Oxnate commented on Real Life Adventures 6 days ago

    (I decide to shut down an account at the bank. The teller completes the transactions and gives me the balance of the account in cash. Later that day, there’s a knock at my door. My mother opens the door to see two police officers and an angry looking man in a suit demanding to see me.)

    Police #1: “Were you in [Bank] today?”

    Me: “Yes. What is this about?”

    Police #1: “The bank manager here says that you took money.”

    Me: “I closed an account; the teller gave me my balance.”

    Manager: shouting “YOU TOOK MONEY! YOU STOLE IT!”

    Me: “No. I only got what the teller gave me. I didn’t count it as it was so little.”

    Police #1: “So little? How much is so little?”

    Me: “I don’t know. I didn’t check the balance, but it was under $10.”

    Bank Manager: “It was supposed to be $8 but you took $9.”

    Me: “I had no idea the teller gave me $1 more.”

    (I pull a dollar note out of my pocket. The manager snatches it.)

    Bank Manager: to police “Aren’t you going to arrest him?”

    Police #2: “HIM? H***, NO! You, on the other hand, have wasted valuable police time over a measly dollar. You were acting as if it was thousands. H***, I would have given you a dollar myself if I had known. And, it was the bank’s fault.”

    (After apologizing to me they took the red-faced manager out, promising to report him to his superiors.)

  3. Oxnate commented on Frog Applause 6 days ago

    Vlad is being happy. This first time he experience American invention called ‘Reruns’.

  4. Oxnate commented on Cornered 7 days ago

    From the Bob Newhart school of psychology.

  5. Oxnate commented on Rubes 9 days ago

    Why is he telling Cripes?

  6. Oxnate commented on Pickles 19 days ago

    http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2011/08/yay-yea-yeah.html

  7. Oxnate commented on Pluggers 19 days ago

    Oh dear god, Gary. IT’S NOT YEA! A shout of celebration is ‘YAY!’.
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    Yea is an anachronistic word used like this: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Spellcheck, I shall fear no misspellings for thou art with me. Thy dictionary and thesaurus, they comfort me.

  8. Oxnate commented on Pickles 24 days ago

    Oh dear god, Brian. IT’S NOT YEA! A shout of celebration is ‘YAY!’.
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    Yea is an anachronistic word used like this: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of learning, I shall fear no misspellings for thou art with me. Thy dictionary and thesaurus, they comfort me.

  9. Oxnate commented on Non Sequitur about 1 month ago

    Thank God!

  10. Oxnate commented on The Argyle Sweater about 1 month ago

    And Ron White isn’t a very clean guy either.