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  1. Oxnate commented on Close to Home 7 days ago

    Okay, I probably put way too much thought into this. But I found an old chatroom where a pilot burned 3361 gallons of fuel flying DFW to SEA, a 3 hour and 48 minute flight. 3361gallons/3.8hours = 885 gallons per hour. — According to https://www.airnav.com/fuel/report.html, JetA is currently selling for an average of $5.39 per gallon in the Great Lakes region. So an hour and a half movie would cost around $7,150.

  2. Oxnate commented on Bliss 9 days ago

    Lunch Lady Land

  3. Oxnate commented on Cornered 17 days ago

    Can’t you help me out here, nurse?

  4. Oxnate commented on Free Range 25 days ago

    Send it back down to earth and forget about it.

  5. Oxnate commented on Pearls Before Swine 27 days ago

    I wish they’d call a spade a spade and just rename ‘campaign contributions’, bribes.

  6. Oxnate commented on Cornered 27 days ago

    I’ve always called them ‘Furry-Tailed Tree-Rats’.

  7. Oxnate commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    Well Shoecabbage is still going, though I wouldn’t know if those were repeats or not.

  8. Oxnate commented on Real Life Adventures about 1 month ago

    (I decide to shut down an account at the bank. The teller completes the transactions and gives me the balance of the account in cash. Later that day, there’s a knock at my door. My mother opens the door to see two police officers and an angry looking man in a suit demanding to see me.)

    Police #1: “Were you in [Bank] today?”

    Me: “Yes. What is this about?”

    Police #1: “The bank manager here says that you took money.”

    Me: “I closed an account; the teller gave me my balance.”

    Manager: shouting “YOU TOOK MONEY! YOU STOLE IT!”

    Me: “No. I only got what the teller gave me. I didn’t count it as it was so little.”

    Police #1: “So little? How much is so little?”

    Me: “I don’t know. I didn’t check the balance, but it was under $10.”

    Bank Manager: “It was supposed to be $8 but you took $9.”

    Me: “I had no idea the teller gave me $1 more.”

    (I pull a dollar note out of my pocket. The manager snatches it.)

    Bank Manager: to police “Aren’t you going to arrest him?”

    Police #2: “HIM? H***, NO! You, on the other hand, have wasted valuable police time over a measly dollar. You were acting as if it was thousands. H***, I would have given you a dollar myself if I had known. And, it was the bank’s fault.”

    (After apologizing to me they took the red-faced manager out, promising to report him to his superiors.)

  9. Oxnate commented on Frog Applause about 1 month ago

    Vlad is being happy. This first time he experience American invention called ‘Reruns’.

  10. Oxnate commented on Cornered about 1 month ago

    From the Bob Newhart school of psychology.