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  1. CougarAllen commented on The City about 4 hours ago

    Um … her name was spelled Marcia.

  2. CougarAllen commented on The Meaning of Lila 3 days ago

    Most fur comes from animals that are not endangered.

  3. CougarAllen commented on Basic Instructions 5 days ago

    OMG there it is!!!!!!!!!! What we’ve all been waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

  4. CougarAllen commented on Lard's World Peace Tips 12 days ago

    The Soweto Gospel Choir
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yUK0S_cEXY

  5. CougarAllen commented on The Martian Confederacy 14 days ago

    She’s four beers short of a sixpack….

  6. CougarAllen commented on The Dinette Set 14 days ago

    So, um, which of them lost weight? Or is “too big now” a face-saving lie?

  7. CougarAllen commented on Basic Instructions 14 days ago

    They were so young then! So terribly, terribly young….

  8. CougarAllen commented on Agnes 14 days ago

    If you ain’t gonna get it on, take your dead ass home!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwyXlXT22oY

  9. CougarAllen commented on Basic Instructions 16 days ago

    The Great Pyramid is a popular tourist attraction because so many people want to see the copyright date. Then they write letters to the architect asking why it says ©2560 BC instead of ©2015. I don’t believe he has ever provided any good answer to that question.

  10. CougarAllen commented on The Argyle Sweater 18 days ago

    Steve Martin’s Monologue

    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79smono.phtml