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  1. CougarAllen commented on Basic Instructions about 2 hours ago

    WaitingMan has a good point. Why doesn’t the team have any superheroines with wasp waists and perky breasts and costumes that amount to a one-piece swimsuit with a cape and boots? All the other superhero teams have women like that…. Her superpower could be to emit Distraction Rays from her breasts.

  2. CougarAllen commented on Dinosaur Comics 1 day ago

    He could do it easily on a weekend…. No wait. We don’t actually know what he does on his days off, do we?

  3. CougarAllen commented on Emmy Lou 2 days ago

    No wait — if he sold his car that means he has MONEY! So wait a little while before you break up with him…. :>

  4. CougarAllen commented on Up and Out 6 days ago

    Unwrapping a candy? I thought they were putting on nail polish….

  5. CougarAllen commented on Tom the Dancing Bug 6 days ago

    I know you are, so what am I?

  6. CougarAllen commented on Arlo and Janis 7 days ago

    Gocomics colorization is done by monkeys, but they only work part-time. Their main job is typing Shakespeare. They’re better at that….

  7. CougarAllen commented on Calvin and Hobbes 8 days ago

    Mytly said, about 6 hours ago

    What’s Calvin’s problem? Just let Susie go first into the house and get ambushed by Hobbes!


    If Hobbes ambushes Suzie, it’ll be for smooches. Hobbes doesn’t feel the same way about girls as Calvin does….

  8. CougarAllen commented on Free Range 11 days ago

    That ain’t no parachute. Parachutes don’t have just two straps over your shoulders.

  9. CougarAllen commented on Origins of the Sunday Comics 14 days ago

    That is an amazingly ugly kid, and so is his Mommer. Even the dog is ugly.

  10. CougarAllen commented on Calvin and Hobbes 19 days ago

    The crime rate is lower now than at any time in the history of America — in the real world. In the media, though, it’s a different story, a story that sells better.