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  1. ehtaniguchi commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 1 day ago

    The postmodernist would say, "Let’s just throw away the book and watch Brad Pitt in “Troy.”"

  2. ehtaniguchi commented on Beardo 1 day ago

    I was at my local Target today. They were stacking all these boxes in preparation for Thanksgiving night, when they open for “Black Friday” (which will really be 11 p.m. Thursday). The saddest thing was overhearing the cashiers chatting about having to show up for work that night. Most of them plan to eat their turkey early in the day so they can get some sleep before reporting in for work.

  3. ehtaniguchi commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 2 days ago

    Excuse me while I take my carbon molecules out for a walk.

  4. ehtaniguchi commented on Tank McNamara 4 days ago

    Sucks to have your own charitable foundation refuse to have anything to do with you.

  5. ehtaniguchi commented on Beardo 5 days ago

    Our school district refused to switch to an academic schedule similar to Japan’s and the UK’s (eight weeks of class, two weeks of break, no three-month summer vacation, which everyone knows causes kids’ math and reading skills to deteriorate) because it would interfere with the football season. And the parents were down with that.

  6. ehtaniguchi commented on Beardo 5 days ago

    At least you don’t have to drive 30 miles a day going from one school to another. That’s what they did to our “music department.” Kids were lucky to get 45 minutes of instruction per week, music teacher was lucky to get a 15-minute break between schools.

  7. ehtaniguchi commented on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 6 days ago

    Oh for heaven’s sake, just go pee already.

  8. ehtaniguchi commented on Tom the Dancing Bug 6 days ago

    He really was brave. He bought a middle seat.

  9. ehtaniguchi commented on Beardo 7 days ago

    I always laugh at the new teachers who come in dressed up in nice suits and dry-clean-only dresses. Within a month, they’re wearing wash-n-dry shirts and khakis. Unless they’re masochists.

  10. ehtaniguchi commented on Pearls Before Swine 8 days ago

    This reminds me of my old Twitter account.