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  1. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Glenn McCoy 12 days ago

    Never look a gift horse in the mouth, (unless you’re a responsible receiver who wants to properly care for the horse based on his age) the real danger is in the butt. Nevermind, I’m no good at cliches.

  2. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse 13 days ago

    That’s like me being offended by a whale saying, “This plankton tastes like gorilla.” Hell, I wouldn’t even mind if the whale said it tasted like human. I’d say eat up. Too many humans as it is. Oh, and based on a couple of comments, it’s good to know that the suffering and death of horses is still so hilarious. There’s actually a death humor scale: human death on one end is very funny, horse death on the other end is very unfunny. All other animals are scattered along that scale based on how well-regarded they are. So, in conclusion, there is something very wrong with those who like dead horse humor. Or maybe I’m just crazy, but I doubt it.

  3. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Chris Britt 16 days ago

    At least Gov. Abbott will be happy that you gave him back the use of his legs. Oh, I get it. Nothing about this cartoon is true.

  4. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dogs of C-Kennel 21 days ago

    The only nearby star I know of that we can see that might already be dead is Betelgeuse. Orion’s armpit. Who wants to wish on that???

  5. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on The Bent Pinky 28 days ago

    There was a time when apostrophe use was near 100% wrong at my workplace. Pluralize everything with an apostrophe. Possessivize everything without one, except ‘it’ or course. My personal favorite was possessivizing plural last names like Adams as Adam’s. Punctuation goes the way of the brontosaur.

  6. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Rob Rogers about 1 month ago

    Word of advice, kid. First of all, don’t commit a crime. Second of all, if a police officer comes up to you, cooperate fully, do not run and do not fight him/her. Ignore the idiots who do commit crimes and run from or fight police who tell you that you should fear them because you’re black. That’s BS.

  7. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse about 1 month ago

    The two things in this world I feel are enormously under-appreciated: horses and the letter M. I would have figured the N would have fallen. Ns are nothing but trouble.

  8. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse about 1 month ago

    If your math is correct, then I’ve been alive for 12,336 days. So if you wanted to say to me, “I’ve been cartooning since before you were born”, I couldn’t take it as an insult.

  9. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn about 1 month ago

    Many is the time that I’m outside toiling away with yard work and I just decide to drop everything and spend time just beholding my horses. I imagine a unicorn would be more like a human: self-centered and resentful and you could only stand so much of them. Just as well they’re mythical. The horse is perfect as is. No need to ruin them with magic and human traits. I’m not a big fan of centaurs either. Why ruin a perfectly good horse by putting half a human where his head should be? Good cartoon, though.

  10. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse about 1 month ago

    Recently I got a sense of déjà vu that also came with a very profound thought. As soon as the déjà vu passed, so did the thought. I didn’t remember anything about it other than it was there.