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  1. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse about 12 hours ago

    40+ years later and so damn many people think referencing that scene is clever. Is Coppola dead now? If so, I hope his afterlife involves forever being kicked in the face by the spirit of the real horse that was slaughtered so his head could be used as a movie prop,

  2. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Steve Breen 3 days ago

    My gripe with animal rights groups is all the misguided efforts. Yes, these are a relatively small number of captive wild animals and if they are to stay captive, they should be treated humanely. I wish more of them would focus on the much larger number of almost universally domesticated animals like dogs and cats who are euthanized and especially horses that go to slaughter, a much worse fate than euthanasia. I believe my calling in life is horse rescue because in my opinion, horse slaughter is the worst, active, purposeful and legal thing you can do to an animal that is acceptable to too many people worldwide.

  3. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse 6 days ago

    Yeah, yeah. If it hadn’t been for a horse beheading, The Godfather would have just been another long forgotten also-shown film. For the love of God, somebody find me a comedian who doesn’t do dead horse jokes! I know he exists somewhere.

  4. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Tom Toles 6 days ago

    I’m trying very hard to see that as his mouth, but I only see it as a very racist Hispanic mustache. As a person who is just about as Hispanic as Ted Cruz, I am offended by Tom Toles’ racism. Shame on you. Clean-shaven faces matter.

  5. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Dark Side of the Horse 14 days ago

    Last month when the vet came out to float my horses’ teeth, they had me look deep into their mouths. I think I’ll just look at their outside from now on, thank you.

  6. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on 2 Cows and a Chicken 14 days ago

    Horses don’t stink and their emissions are probably the least offensive to the sense of smell of all animals. Such shields weren’t necessary. The famous Seinfeld episode about the carriage horse with suffocating gas? The horse was fed a huge can of processed meat product before the ride. They don’t really eat that stuff.

  7. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Robert Ariail 20 days ago

    So this is what it take to get frat houses shut down? Good to know. I’ve seen multiple news stories lately of fraternities bullying and terrorizing neighbors who complain about their noise. One of them close by in the Dallas area. Nothing ever seems to happen there. Based on those stories, it’s not surprising at all that this kind of thing goes on in frats too. I say shut them all down. I live next to a rental house, the current tenants are like a mini-frat. I haven’t confronted them, simply because I don’t want to be a target, but I want them gone. So I say shut ‘em all down. If you want to drink yourself to death, but not die, because you happen to also be making enough noise to wake the dead, I’m sure there are some sound-proof vaults somewhere, I’d be glad to send you to.

  8. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on Phoebe and Her Unicorn 20 days ago

    I work with a brony who tells me that we’re in sync because we sometimes use the restroom within 5 minutes of each other. He’s a fan of MLP, but hates real horses. My interest in MLP is only because it’s about horses and real horses are sacred to me. Polar opposites, of which one thinks they are in sync. I can relate.

  9. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on WuMo 22 days ago

    As it stands, I work about 80 hours a week around non-horse people who tease and mock me for having horses, but at the end of the day, I get to go home to my horses instead of an intolerable wife and ungrateful progeny, so it makes it all worthwhile.

  10. jmattadams GoComics Pro Member commented on WuMo 22 days ago

    If I had more free time, I might watch a movie or read a book, but as they say, life is too short.